After discovering a plastic Raphael (TMNT) sword in a local park, my sister and I decided that it should only be used for knighting. Somehow, from that thought, came about an intense game involving our favorite show.

Basically, one will go through our 40, pre-determined, ranks to reach rank #1- Charlie. They start when they receive 1 point placing the status of Dooley, the friend of Mac, Charlie, and Dennis who "offed" himself about two years back (Mentioned in "Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead"). Here is the ranking system:

1. Charlie- 3,000
2. Mac- 2,800
3. Dennis- 2,600
4. Dee-2,500
5. Frank- 2,400
6. Dayman- 2,300
7. Nightman- 2,113
8. Greenman- 1,984
9. Troll- 1,859
10. Peter Nincompoop- 1,741
11. Mob Trio- 1,628
12. Rickety Cricks- 1,520
13. Artemis- 1,415
14. Agent Jack Bauer- 1,313
15. Waitress- 1,213
16. Pepe Silvia- 1,117
17. Carol!- 1,023
18. Lawyer- 933
19. Luther- 847
20. Charlie's Mom- 764
21. Terrel- 685
22. Liam McPoyle- 610
23. Ryan McPoyle- 539
24. Margaret McPoyle- 473
25. Rex- 410
26. Bruce- 352
27. Barbara- 300
28. Sage- 253
29. Dancing Man- 210
30. Lil' Kev- 171
31. Buster (The Jockey)- 135
32. Korman (Newspaper Writer)- 103
33. Fatty Magoo- 76
34. The Israeli- 56
35. Uncle Jack- 40
36. Shady Girl in Gym- 27
37. Pepperjack- 17
38. Gail The Snail- 9
39. Man in Towel- 4
40. Dooley- 1

Next to the rank is the name. Next to the name is the amount of cumulative points one must have to reach said rank.

There are many ways to get points. We tend to use that's what she said jokes. They can give one 5, 10, or 15 points, depending on their level of humor. Also, if someone makes up a cool word/phrase, such as "Dumpster-Butt", they can get points based on the caliber of the word.

Also, we constructed a list of achievements one can earn. This list is called "Charlie Work". It is a list of 50 things one can do and based on how well they carried out an achievement, they receive anywhere between 100 and 200 points.

Here they are:

- Pullin' a Liam- Lick the side of someone's face (Side of lips to hairline).
- Pullin' a Mac- Wear only cut-off sleeves for one week.
- Pullin' a Charlie- Act illiterate for a week to peers, and the like.
- Pullin' a Dennis- Acting intolerably vain amongst peers, and the like.
- Pullin' a Deandra- Recruit your friends to partake in re-enacting the Sex And The City plot lines/ characters.
- Pullin' a Frank- Befriend a mannequin, bring it around with you in moderately public place.
- Pullin' an Artemis- Announce to surrounding public that you have a "bleached asshole", smirk optional, awkward silence mandatory, no explanation whatsoever.
- Pullin' a Rickety Cricket- Acquire two trash receptacles, drum upon them while singing "Rise Up!".
- Poppin' the Shirt Off- On at least 5 different occasions, one must take off his or her shirt in a public place.
- Dayman- Sing the Dayman song in public.
- Cutting the Cocaine- Snort some flour.
- Guardian Angels- Wear a beret and hold a mini bat and walk around the neighborhood "patrolling".
- Elbows Out- Do Mac's elbow dance in public while wearing cut-off sleeves.
- Bananarama- Eat a banana whilst wearing something extremely offensive or in an offensive enviroment.
- Get Crippled- Use handicap equipment in public for at least an hour.
- Going Jihad- Throw a flaming bag of feces into a building.
- Just a Friend- Sit on a stoop with a friend and a beverage singing Biz Markie's "Just a Friend".
- The Cornerman- Stand around a friend or random person whilst holding a towel around your wrist.
- Attica!- Walk around for a day wearing Charlie's outfit from "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass".
- We Got Monkey- Ask a deli salesman if they sell monkey.
- The Looks- Proposition a lady with sexual activites whilst posing shirtless, there must be at least a third party .
- Going Viral- Make a youtube video with a stupid character concluding with a volleyball to the face.
- I Was Just Waiting For My Bestfriend- Eat a whole pizza pie. If of age, one may also drink a 24-pack of beer.
- Bitches!- End every sentence with "Bitches!" (Snarky attitude required, Dee's Tone optional).
- I'll Eat Your Babies, Bitch!- Exclaim to someone that you will, in fact, eat their babies.
- Gorilla Mask- Shave pubes and glue them to someone's face whilst they are sleeping.
- Strawberry Blonde- Regular Teabag.
- Ink Teabag- It's exactly what you think.
- You're All Out of Time, Bitch!- Smash a clock with a hammer.
- How's That For Class?- Spit in someone's coffee mug and say "You Just Got Faced".
- Hey, You Guys Wanna See Something- Kidnap someone and force them into their own car.
- The Cooler- Announce that you have "Cleared someone for passage" via "Ocular Patdown" and announce that you are the "Sheriff" of the group. (Defuse the Situation).
- I Just Pissed In There- Eat a fresh-used urinal cake.
- Swayze in Roadhouse- Roundhouse kick a car's side-view mirror. You also must refer to yourself as "The Cooler" for a day.
- Boyz II Men- Sing "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" in 4-Part Harmony.
- Laser Pointer- Use a laser pointer during a movie in a movie theater.
- Cell Phone- Talk on a cell phone during a movie in a movie theater.
- Bumble-Bee- Insult any gym instructor on his music choice and outfit.
- Day Bow Bow- With three friends, sing Day Bow Bow in public.
- The Gang's Full of Sh!t- Make up a story at least 10 minutes explaining a historical event that is completely bull.
- Pullin' a Ty Pennington- Try to put everything you buy at Walmart on the "Extreme Homemaker" tab.
- The Opener- Every time you walk into a room you must either say "Ay-oh!" or "Boom".
- The Patriot- Talk either like Mac with wooden teeth or Dennis doing his feminine, sodomite, shemale voice.
- The Troll Toll- Act out the Troll Toll scene of The Nightman Cometh in public.
- The Transformation- Act the Boy turning into Dayman scene of The Nightman Cometh in public.
- The Icky Cricks- Treat one of your friends as if they're the most disdainful and disgraceful person on the planet for a day.
- The Proposal- Sing Charlie's proposal song of The Nightman Cometh in public.
- The Brits- Make a legitimate declaration of dependance.
- Coffee Shop- Sing the Coffee Shop song of The Nightman Cometh in Public.
- It's Nature, Sh!t Happens- Sing "It's Nature, Sh!t Happens" in Public.

So yeah...

We have a lot of time on our hands...

Anyway, we want to propose that you all give the game a try and try to see if you can reach Charlie status.