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HOT__ ASS________ ONLY

Opinion by juicyjossy9 posted over a year ago
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Jason’s blog posted on
January 11, 2011 at
At 4:18 Pm
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A sign posted on a door for hotel staff had been defaced and now read, "Hot__ Associates Only." This kind of human behavior and fondling of letters inspires me. Upon seeing it, I am moved to fetch me lady and me camera and have her pose as if she's entering the special room. Whatever might go on in a room reserved for hot associates only, I hope there's lots of oil and a communal lathering.

By the time I get to my room to get the camera I've completely forgotten about the task. I could blame it on where my mind had wandered - but this always happens. I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for. Maybe I'm so over the past and so in the moment that freshness finds me around every corner. Or it's a classic case of short term memory loss brought on by too many hours gazing directly into the sun or it's equally impressive reflection in the water. What was I writing about?

I don’t know. Being as it’s 1.11.11 (which equates to 5 in some cultures) I thought it would be nice to update the blog with a high five to all who pass thru this page. Now go give a high five to the next person you see – and make it sting.

All is Love.

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rej said:
This is just so great!!! I'll do some high five then....
posted over a year ago.