if you woke up one night and see Jeff staring at you what would you do or how would you react?

can i have your autograph :)

Maxxi: *looks straight at him and starts singing*
''Hey I just met you!
And you're crazy!
But here's my room so ...
So get out maybe?
'Cause I am trying to sleep now,
And you are annoyyyiinnng me !
But please get out ...
Before I cry loud! xDD ''

I would freak out a bit and then i would kiss him.
And die!

try to convince him not to kill me and try become friends with benefits

I'd be super just actually seeing and I would kiss him, after if it kills me better is that its either him someone else

Show him this video and hope it doesn't make him wanna kill me more.

i would annoy him until he says me hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what day is it slender slender shut up me hey hey what day is it what day is it jeff is hump day me whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i would say wazup ol' buddy i've been trying to find you for months...weres slendey?

Well.. i love Jeff, but seeing him would freak me out because that means everyone else exists. After i calm down a bit I would probably go fan girl on him. :] (if I'm still alive)

I would say "thanks for waking me up''. then flip him off.

I always hide a knife under my pillow.....and my Ipod

jump a little, then say "hi, nice to meet you. There's milk in the fridge, help yourself."

I'll be like "OH MY GOD!!"

Hi how are you I am shadow and we have ice cream in the freezer

Omg, RUN!

No worries, I'd just send out Mekashi x3

Jeff: Go to sleep
Me: Well I was before you woke me up

I would hug him! :3

Me : * stares back with my psychopathic looking eyes I have*
Me : * psychopathic smile* hi * keeps staring at Jeff sitting on my bed cuz that basically is all that's n my room *
Jeff : hi .... Say r u that crazy chick I'm always hearing about
Me : yup but I'm not that psycho or well maybe I am doesn't madder just kiss me * pulls jeff on top of me *
Jeff : ur not a crazy fangirl r u ?!
Me : nope just shut up and kiss me !

i'd smile and grab a large knife, just in case he tried to attack, and start a conversation with him.

Me: whadya want Jeff, im trying to sleep
Jeff: Slendy wants you to go get Sally to stop crying
Me: Slendy does or u do
Jeff: smartass
Me: either shut up and leave or shut up and lye down
Jeff lyes beside me
Me: what I thought