*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*
In the middle of true friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitar player (Billy Ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.
Miley:That was my dad!You ass!
Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I love you all!
Miley:What about me?
Joe:What about you man whore?
Miley:I'm a girl!
Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!
Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!
Joe:Those were just rumors!!!
Simon:I don't believe you!
Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you doing here?
Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see you guys and uhhhh stuff...
Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!
*Simon runs away crying*
Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?
*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*
Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!
*Fat man runs away crying*
Taylor:Yeah the concert is definitely Ruined.We should go home now.
*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*
Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!
*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*
Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!
*Selena gets a guitar and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*
Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!
Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell you I'm not your little sister...
Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...
Miley:Dad are you okay?
Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...
Randy:What's wrong with you dog...?
Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only said that to hide his own embarrassment.
Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.
Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.
Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.
Zoe:But he's crazy!
Randy:I know he is girls let's go.
*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*
Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!
*The fat man ran away crying...Again*
Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.
*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*
*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy ray lay on ground crying.*
Someone:Miley you whore call an ambulances!
Miley:...I don't feel like it.
*Miley got up and went home*
*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*