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IS JOHNNY DEPP A VAMPIRE?

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There may be a chilling reason why Hollywood hearthrob Johnny Depp still looks just as boyish as ever at age 41: "He's a vampire," charges a top expert in the occult.

"Johnny Depp has not aged visibly since he appeared in the TV series 21 Jump Street in 1987," says researcher Albert Linkway, author of the upcoming book, Nosferatu: The Untold Story of Vampires in Hollywood.

"We cannot discount the possibility that Mr. Depp was simply blessed with 'good genes'. Nor can we discount the possibility that he has joined the ranks of the undead."

Vampires have permeated Hollywood since the silent era, according to the expert.

"It's believed the curse dates back to Rudolph Valentino, who brought the infection over from Europe," he reveals.

That Johnny's chisled good looks have not faded with time isn't the only fact that raises suspicion. The expert points to other telltale signs:

* Johnny's mysterious career resurrection. After years languishing in obscure flops like Benny and Joon and The Astronaut's Wife, the star is now hotter than ever, winning raves for his performance in his latest flick, Finding Neverland. "This is typical of actors who've been vampirized," notes the expert. "A performer who's been written off as a has-been is suddenly considered 'magnetic' and is on everyone's A-list."

* He frequently wears sunglasses -- a common trait of bloodsuckers, who must use heavy sunblock and shades to ward off deadly solar rays.

* He resides in France. "As anyone who's read an Anne Rice novel knows, France is a hotbed of vampiric activity," the researcher points out.

* Has hypnotic eyes. One starlet who encountered Depp told Linkway, "If he had asked to drink my blood I would have let him on the spot."

* In Finding Neverland, he plays the author of Peter Pan. Notes Linkway: "This may be a subtle message to those in the know that he's become on of the real 'Lost Boys.'"

Just because Johnny may be fond of human blood doesn't mean you should whip out a stake instead of asking for an autograph, the expert cautions.

"Most Hollywood vampires do not attack strangers in dark alleyways," explains Linkway. "If Mr. Depp truly is one of the Undead, he probably has blood shipped to his mansion -- or it's willingly donated by his adoring female fans."

Johnny won't be able to remain in the public eye without aging forever.

"At some point, he may go into seclusion, as the reputed vampire Greta Garbo did," says Linkway. "Or he may fake his own death."

"But most likely, he will do as Cary Grant did: he'll begin to 'age gracefully' with the help of Hollywood makeup artists who add dignified gray to his hair with each passing year."
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Lila856 said:
LOL! love it, too true he is a vampire,
hottest vampire around!<3333333
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me personally dont believe it but i found it and thought - i wanna know what you guys think?
so tell me??
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i thinks it's funny...:)...i don't believe it either but he does look amazing for his age....u know speaking of johnny depp as a vamp....i would love 2 see him play dracula...not sure why just do :)
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stephens said:
I agree with fifthbitten.Why would anybody think he is,but I love to see him played Dark Shadows.He don't look like one,but played a good one.
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captaingg said:
that is so funny! now he lives in Somerset will his powers diminish? lol
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xgregx said:
It was funny x i like things about Vampires but a dont believe in them x lol x but its a really good funny story x
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-mzdepp- said:
haha. FUNNY much!! Buhh ii agree, just because he looks young foa his age.. LOL.

xx <3 Johnny
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I dont know but if he is hes the hottest one of all
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HannaK said:
Very funny, but I don't think that it's true at all, maybe because I don't believe in Vampires
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hopelrn said:
NO!!:(
are u crazy????
hes such a great actor...and hes sooooo sexy i want 2 lick him all over:)
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darkstar4 said:
vampire or not he's just sexy
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emma_728 said:
Hilarious!
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siri_soul said:
I think this is stupid
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It is absolutely ridiculous. Maybe he just looks so great because he takes care of himself. He isn't old. It's not like he is 80. It's perfectly natural for him to look as good as he does.
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wow people, i think we need to calm down
its a joke ♥
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vamp or no vamp hes the most hottest and sexiest if them all! and if he is i don't mind being bitten by him ;D
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babybell said:
hilarious lol!!!
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OH, my god, i laughed so hard when i read this... of course he is NOT a vampire, vampires do not exist. but yes, it's true, he looks ageless.
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that makes so much sense! being as much of a vampire expert as i am...it is possible!
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I didn't laugh, cuz i know about real-life vampires, all sorts. Johnny Depp may very well be a vampire....but i'm not drawing any sonclusions

*Johnny!!!! I Love You!!!!!!!!*
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Heartline said:
Actualy saying vampires are not real si a total misunderstanding.
Yes there are people in this world who enjoy the taste of human blood but living forever is just a vampire myth. Just along with them having fangs and being able to fly. Well anyway Johnny is awesome.
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I wouldn't care even if he was if such things exist. It makes him all the more appealing..He can suck my blood anytime.
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wow vampire is very sexy
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lol i knew it!
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xtalclr said:
NO HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE!! But just blessed by the CHRISTELS!!!OH YAH GOD BLESS JOHNNY DEPP!!!
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xSOFAx said:
hahahhaha
do people actually believe this? :')
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lol yeah of course i dont believe it but i have to agree that he hasnt aged, which is one of the reasons i like him soo much and another reason is that if he never ages he will be around whan i am old enough to marry him lol i know it would NEVER happen, but i like to wish lol i have still got to meet him one day! i really really DONT want him to get married in april, purley because my birthday is in april! lol but still, i think heis sooooooo sexy lol!!!!
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hahahahhahahahah!!! whew! that was hilarious. no he is not a vamp, but yes he is still as hott as evah!!!!! i love Johnny Depp and i just want to jump all over him!!! :P Mwah. He is hotttt poof! FIRE!
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This is hilarious, thanks for posting it! I don't believe Mr. Depp is a vampire, but I wouldn't mind seeing him play on!
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mischievous
If he really is a vampire, he beets Edward Cullen in hottness of vampires by before Edward was even born! Ha i hate twi, but that aint the pont.
This is a funny article i think. I would let Johnny suck my bloody ANY day. Then i'll have Johnny venom through my veins >=]I hope this is true!
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Hahaha, it's funny XDDD
But this is kinda truth ;) Especially this part about his "hipnotic eyes" ;D
I will let him drink my blood every day! Johnny, bite me please XD

Johnny Depp and Edward Cullen : two hottest vampires ever!!!
;DDD
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Frizzhead said:
Please dont tell me we are going to turn this spot into a vampire johnny depp spot...i hear rob pat bite me enough danke very much........................though it wud be cool if he was but we would need to find a new way of talkin bout him so he wasnt just another rob patt
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"Frizzhead" don't get upset xD
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Frizzhead said:
I am not upset i just think that we could support johnny (vampire) but not sounding like some of the over obsessive pattinson cult
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Frizzhead said:
guess i am bit of a twi h8r
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i think if he's a vamp then he should come out and say it.=] lol it would be selfish to fake his death and make all of us fangirls suffer >.<
btw, i know hes not REALLY vamp. Don't rain on my parade though. After twilight turned the vampire world to shit for me, Johnny would turn it right back around, with force <3
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chikadepp said:
I thnk he is a vamp, if he is a vamp I do not care
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kiss93 said:
hahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhah­aha­hah­aha­hah­aha­hah­aha­hah­ahh­aha­hah­aha­hah­aha­hah­hah­aha­hah­a,f­unn­y!J­ohn­ny is not a vamp,people!!He is the hottest man in the world!he just know how to take a care of himself,people!Stay come!!But anyway he can have all my blood!!!hihihihihihihhihihi... Johnny baby luv ya soooo much<3<3<3<3<3<3<33&l­t;3­;3
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KittyCool said:
thats HALLARIOUS!!!!!!!!! i wish he really WAS immortal!!!!!!!!
if he had asked me to let him drink some blood though-i would agree on the spot as well... plus his eyes are really sooo hypnotizing!!! love him!!!
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childL said:
I can't stop laughing! C'mon and how he explains the pictures with johnny standing in the sun? Or was it a lookalike just to fool the audience? Well, I can't do nothing but wish Johnny was immortal or to wish vampires are real, but the realistic part of me can't stop laughing!
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KeshaFan1 said:
They have a fair point.... But even though I kinda believe in vamps I can't think Johnny Depp is one.
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Man I hope he stays that way till i catch up with him in age!!! LUV U JOHNNY xoxoxoxox! http://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticoons­/he­art­.jp­g
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childL said:
yeah...and Lindsay Lohan is a zombie
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sweetyme said:
no he is not , if he is then how his hair gets long ???
but if he is i think he is the hottest one of all ,
LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHNNY
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hahahahaha that explains alot! =D no i don't think Johnny is a vampire although he damn well could be lol, because he has aged, no matter how slowly, no he's not a vampire but he is the face of perfection =) I LOVE HIM - I DON'T THINK BENNY AND JOON WAS A FLOP! it's one of my favourites of his! how dare they lol
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And Jeremy Clarkson is brain-eating ZOMBIE!
That is just sad...
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If johnny depp's a vampire then yay!He'll be in this world forever, with his timeless looks.LOL!!!
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CMJCMJLG said:
He is the SEXIST MAN ALIVE!!!! What do you expect, he will not age and he will forever live!!! No he has not changed well because he is a sexy fellow. He is blessed with great genes is my opinion
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I love him! ,But not for his looks. I love him for the work he dose,And I think its true! Yes I beleve in vampires,thats onley becuse I no someone who is one. No not Edward Cullen,my cusin ,yes my cusin I have realy seen her drink blood from an animal and her teeth are sharp,she bit me one time. But anyway I love Johnny Depp and do beleve he is a vampire.
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i don know for you guys,,,but as long johnny depp remains the same way h is,,,whether his a vampire or not,,,he'll be as great as FOREVER
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