The 3-D Stooges: Knoxville, Steve-O & Bam

Over the years, Johnny Knoxville has uttered some weird and wonderful things. Here is a collection of bizarre quotes from the hilariously wise man.


"I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then."


Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."


[after taking a fall] "My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that."


"If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole."


"I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to...