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zimmy: on the first day of Christmas my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the second day of christmas my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third day of christmas my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth day of christmas my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth day of christmas, my best friend gave to me FIFE FUCK ASSES!!!
dib: four ways to get zim
gaz: *grudgy noise* 3 gameboys
zim: *all smart sounding* two lazer guns :3
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

johnny: *all gentlemen sounding* on the sixth day of christmas my best friend gave to me, 6 blood splotches!
jade: *swaying back and forth* FIVE FUUUUCK ASSEEEEEEESS!!
dib: four ways to get zim!
gaz: GOD DIB YOUR STUPID!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!!

tenna: on the seventh day of christmas my best friend gave to me! 7 spookys!!
johnny: 6 blood splotches
jade: TEEENA YOOOU SUUUUUUUCK!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: DAMN YOU DIB!!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!!

devi: on the 8 day of christmas my best friend gave to me: 8 BLIND DATES
tenna: 7 spookys! *hugs one*
johnny: 6 blood splotches!
jade: CAN WE STOOOOOOOOOOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! *zimmy* nope!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: three ways to KILL MY BROTHER!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treeee!

squee: on the ninth day of christmas my bestfriend gave to me! 9 shmee dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* that not right
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: FIVE FUCK ASSES!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim
gaz: YOU SUCK!
zim: twoo lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

tak: on the tenth day of christmas my worst enemy zimmy gave to me, 10 sucker punches
squee: 9 shmee dolls!! *hugs*
devi: 8 blind dates *squee* still bad
tenna: 7 spookys!
johnny: six blood splotchs!
jade: THIS FUUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!
dib: 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: dib i'm going to kill you!
zim: two lazer guns :)
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the treee!

melvin: on the 11 day christmas, my best friend made me, lose my 11 wolvarines
tak: 10 sucker punches *zimmy* want more?!
squee: 9 SHMEE dolls!
devi: 8 blind dates! *squee* pretty creepy
tenna: 7 spookys :D
johnny: six blood splotches!
jade: FIIIIIIIIIIVE FUCK AAAAAAAAASSES!!! *arms wiggle around*
dib: oh lord jesus save me!
gaz: DIIIB YOU SHAall die
zim:two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! one more time!

jhonen vasquez: on the twelth day of christmas! my best buds gave to me! 12 awesome characters!
melvin: *starts crying*
tak: oh lord jesus what this time?!
johnny: i've got this!!! *cuts off melvins head*
jade: *melvins head screaming and being tossed across the room* SHUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUuuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
gaz: thank you johnny,
zim: serves that asswhole right!
everyone: AND BRAASS NUCKLES ON THE TREE! *melvins deheaded body in the back ground*



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jade: FUCK YOU GUYS!!! *tak throws melvins body at jade* *digunteled face with eyes open*



hope you guys like it took me hours
:) your friend,
zimmy
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It was a stormy day and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE NEXT ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...
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