(Penguin HQ)
"So guys, how are we going to get to Madagascar and in a short enough time too? Chances are, they may be there by now," Dave said as the penguins gathered supplies.
"Don't worry about that Dave. We have something that should do the trick. We should be there in just a few hours," Skipper said.
Dave picked up some cans of sardines with Private and he and the other penguins left the HQ and moved towards where the penguins kept their car.
"What? You don't expect us to drive there do ya?" Dave asked in confusion.
Skipper shook his head and said, "Now how can we drive there?"
The opened the secret door to the penguins garage and instead of the penguins car, there was a rocket ship. (The one from Big Blue Marble)
Dave went wide eyed and even dropped the cans of sardines he was carrying.
"Impressive," Dave said as he looked at the ship.
"It flies too. Imagine that, one of Kowalski's inventions DIDN'T try to kill us," Skipper said smirming.
"Hey when was the last time an invention of mine nearly killed everyone?" Kowalski asked angrily.
"Well there was the time you built that time machine that nearly sucked up the entire universe," Private said.
"Snow cone machine," Rico grunted.
"Not to mention the... furro machine," Skipper said with his voice quivering at the last two words.
Kowalski sighed and said, "I get it. Now shouldn't we going. I've already got the hatch in the ceiling and roof open."
Skipper nodded and said, "Right. Since we're only going to the other side of the Earth, it should only take an hour or two to get there."
"So why bring all of this fish?" Dave asked indicating all of the cans of sardines they were setting down in the ship.
"Because we'll be on island full of lemurs who will likely try to annoy us just like Ringtail. It'll be good to have something to keep them away with," Skipper answered.
Part of the pile of sardine cans collapsed and revealed numerous cans of... spam beneath them.
"What the? Where did this canned ham come from?" Skipper asked angrily.
Dave took a can and said, "This is spam Skipper. It's a canned pasturized meat. We had to eat this stuff a lot in the feild while I was in the rangers."
"I see, but who put all of this in here?" Skipper asked.
They heard the sound of Rico laughing as he watched something on a minature monitor on what looked like a wristwatch.
Dave walked over and asked, "What's so funny Rico?"
Rico pointed at the moitor and and what was playing was 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. What they were showing was a bunch of people in a diner saying spam a lot.
Skipper waddled over and saw what Rico was looking at and asked, "Rico? Did you have something to do with all these cans of ham?"
"It's spam," Dave corrected.
Skipper held up a flipper and said, "Whatever! Rico did you bring all of this spam on board the rocket?"
Rico groaned and grunted, "Yeah."
Skipper pointed at the pile and said, "Get rid of it. NOW!"
Rico groaned and did as he was told. He carefully picked out the cans and then shoved them out of the ship and to the ground.
"Alright boys let's get moving. Kowalski, how's our status?" Skipper said.
"Thrusters are ready to launch. Systems are functional and life support is at full," Kowalski said as he checked everything.
Skipper nodded and said, "Lift off! NOW!"
Kowalski pushed the button and the rocket was off. It travelled through the hatch in the roof and they were off into the sky. Before long they were flying over the atlantic ocean and the guys settled into the flight.
Dave turned to Skipper and asked, "So what was up with you back there? I've seen you moody before, but never this moody."
Skipper sighed and said, "What can I say Dave? I just don't want Ringtail to abuse his special "Power" and I certainly don't want Marlene becoming his bride or worse."
"What's worse than being his bride Skippa?" Private asked.
Skipper shuddered and said, "HIS MATE!"
(Yakko: *sighs* The stuff they're getting away with on kids shows these days)
Rico gagged and Kowalski screamed.
"We have to hurry before it's too late," Kowalski said and cranked up the power to the thrusters.
(Crate)
At long last the crate stopped moving and it was silent.
Marlene woke up, stretched out, and said, "Dave you will not believe the dream I just had. I dreamt that Julien and his mother had me in a crate and-"
Marlene stopped as she looked around and saw the lemurs around her.
"Oh boy, I knew it was too good to be true," Marlene said in annoyance.
Just as Marlene was getting up, the crate was lifted up again and she fell over. Right into Julien of all people.
"Hello my queen," Julein said to Marlene.
Marlene gagged and pulled herself away from Julien. Almost immediatly the crate was set down and the front of the crate fell and sunlight filled the crate.
"Ahh! Okay that is too bright," Marlene said as she covered her eyes.
Marie grabbed one of Marlene's paws and pulled it away from her eye.
"Take a good long look my dear. It's really beautiful," Marie said.
Marlene did just that and stepped out of the crate. It was good that Marlene no longer had the problem of going wild. Because if she did, then she wouldn't be able to enjoy this. There were tall trees with exotic plant life growing all around. Vines everywhere, plus nearby there was what looked like a crashed plane.
"Wow! This place looks incredible," Marlene said in excitement.
Julien walked over and took Marlene's arm.
"Welcome to Madagascar, my queen," Julien whispered to her.
"So guys, how are we going to get to Madagascar and in a short enough time too? Chances are, they may be there by now," Dave said as the penguins gathered supplies.
"Don't worry about that Dave. We have something that should do the trick. We should be there in just a few hours," Skipper said.
Dave picked up some cans of sardines with Private and he and the other penguins left the HQ and moved towards where the penguins kept their car.
"What? You don't expect us to drive there do ya?" Dave asked in confusion.
Skipper shook his head and said, "Now how can we drive there?"
The opened the secret door to the penguins garage and instead of the penguins car, there was a rocket ship. (The one from Big Blue Marble)
Dave went wide eyed and even dropped the cans of sardines he was carrying.
"Impressive," Dave said as he looked at the ship.
"It flies too. Imagine that, one of Kowalski's inventions DIDN'T try to kill us," Skipper said smirming.
"Hey when was the last time an invention of mine nearly killed everyone?" Kowalski asked angrily.
"Well there was the time you built that time machine that nearly sucked up the entire universe," Private said.
"Snow cone machine," Rico grunted.
"Not to mention the... furro machine," Skipper said with his voice quivering at the last two words.
Kowalski sighed and said, "I get it. Now shouldn't we going. I've already got the hatch in the ceiling and roof open."
Skipper nodded and said, "Right. Since we're only going to the other side of the Earth, it should only take an hour or two to get there."
"So why bring all of this fish?" Dave asked indicating all of the cans of sardines they were setting down in the ship.
"Because we'll be on island full of lemurs who will likely try to annoy us just like Ringtail. It'll be good to have something to keep them away with," Skipper answered.
Part of the pile of sardine cans collapsed and revealed numerous cans of... spam beneath them.
"What the? Where did this canned ham come from?" Skipper asked angrily.
Dave took a can and said, "This is spam Skipper. It's a canned pasturized meat. We had to eat this stuff a lot in the feild while I was in the rangers."
"I see, but who put all of this in here?" Skipper asked.
They heard the sound of Rico laughing as he watched something on a minature monitor on what looked like a wristwatch.
Dave walked over and asked, "What's so funny Rico?"
Rico pointed at the moitor and and what was playing was 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. What they were showing was a bunch of people in a diner saying spam a lot.
Skipper waddled over and saw what Rico was looking at and asked, "Rico? Did you have something to do with all these cans of ham?"
"It's spam," Dave corrected.
Skipper held up a flipper and said, "Whatever! Rico did you bring all of this spam on board the rocket?"
Rico groaned and grunted, "Yeah."
Skipper pointed at the pile and said, "Get rid of it. NOW!"
Rico groaned and did as he was told. He carefully picked out the cans and then shoved them out of the ship and to the ground.
"Alright boys let's get moving. Kowalski, how's our status?" Skipper said.
"Thrusters are ready to launch. Systems are functional and life support is at full," Kowalski said as he checked everything.
Skipper nodded and said, "Lift off! NOW!"
Kowalski pushed the button and the rocket was off. It travelled through the hatch in the roof and they were off into the sky. Before long they were flying over the atlantic ocean and the guys settled into the flight.
Dave turned to Skipper and asked, "So what was up with you back there? I've seen you moody before, but never this moody."
Skipper sighed and said, "What can I say Dave? I just don't want Ringtail to abuse his special "Power" and I certainly don't want Marlene becoming his bride or worse."
"What's worse than being his bride Skippa?" Private asked.
Skipper shuddered and said, "HIS MATE!"
(Yakko: *sighs* The stuff they're getting away with on kids shows these days)
Rico gagged and Kowalski screamed.
"We have to hurry before it's too late," Kowalski said and cranked up the power to the thrusters.
(Crate)
At long last the crate stopped moving and it was silent.
Marlene woke up, stretched out, and said, "Dave you will not believe the dream I just had. I dreamt that Julien and his mother had me in a crate and-"
Marlene stopped as she looked around and saw the lemurs around her.
"Oh boy, I knew it was too good to be true," Marlene said in annoyance.
Just as Marlene was getting up, the crate was lifted up again and she fell over. Right into Julien of all people.
"Hello my queen," Julein said to Marlene.
Marlene gagged and pulled herself away from Julien. Almost immediatly the crate was set down and the front of the crate fell and sunlight filled the crate.
"Ahh! Okay that is too bright," Marlene said as she covered her eyes.
Marie grabbed one of Marlene's paws and pulled it away from her eye.
"Take a good long look my dear. It's really beautiful," Marie said.
Marlene did just that and stepped out of the crate. It was good that Marlene no longer had the problem of going wild. Because if she did, then she wouldn't be able to enjoy this. There were tall trees with exotic plant life growing all around. Vines everywhere, plus nearby there was what looked like a crashed plane.
"Wow! This place looks incredible," Marlene said in excitement.
Julien walked over and took Marlene's arm.
"Welcome to Madagascar, my queen," Julien whispered to her.