. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 5. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. 6. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 8. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 9. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 10. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding ... we ALWAYS win. 11. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! 13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 14. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 15. We love surprises! 16. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 17. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 18. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 19. Clean your room before we come over. 20. Always brush...
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