1. Call him Eddy all the time.
2: Give yourself a paper cut, then put it in your mouth and say, "Mm, delicious! Want some?"
3: Say, "You don't look that scary!"
4: Use vampire expressions like, "Holy Dracula!" and "Goodbye Sweet Transylvania."
5: Visualize yourself naked.
6: Ask him to help you do something impossible (ex: Save the world.) When he says he can't, say, "I'm sure Jacob could help me."
7: Drive REALLY slow.
8: Volunteer him for a blood drive.
9: Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, "Look! Blood! OOOOOOHH!"
10: Hang up posters that say, "I support Jacob Black" and "Jacob Black for...
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