Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"

*Hen scowls at Kowalski*

Kowalski: "Uuuuuuuum...I suppose we do. O.o

Kissing Scene: Take 3

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Kowalski: I don't remember this being in my job description

Director: "Cut! That's a rap!"

*Hen still kisses Kowalski*

Kowalski: "Hmm hmm hmm hmm! HMM HMM HMM HMM! HMM HMM HMM HMM!!"

(Translation: Get her off me! GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF ME!)

*Rico steps in & separates them*

Kowalski: *barf* :P