1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell...

*This is a remake of Kuroshitsugi episode 5 using sophisticated speech of that not found in the manga; no characters belong to me*

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The girl's arms and hands struggled to get free. A knot in the shape of a cross latched her wrists together on the back of the chair. She was confused and choked with fear. A cloth was shoved between her teeth and tied to the back of her head. With ruined makeup that lathered her teal eyes, she wept. A dark shadow came forth and buried her in darkness. It crouched down and removed the cloth, but briskly put a long, pale finger to it's lips, hissing her to be silent....