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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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I apologize for not uploading more installations of this series. i was so busy with installing Kylie, writing Kylie, and writing other fan fictions that I forgot all about it.

Kyle, i believe, has the most diverse relationships with other characters than any other character on the show. All of the other characters seem to have only two relationship types with other characters. Kyle has a wide variety.

First, His relationship with Stan. Most fans know that the two are super best friends, to the point that people in the fandom start to question whether or not they are gay for each other. However, it hasn't been like this for the entire run of the show. For example, in guitar Queer-o, Stan and Kyle had a falling out, which lead many Style fans like myself to question whether or not this is the end to their friendship, but they got together at the end of the episode. Another, more lengthy example is you're getting old/Ass Burgers. At the end of you're getting old, Stan stopped hanging out with Kyle when he he starts seeing Kyle as a giant turd. In Ass burgers, there's the famous "Fuck you kyle you're a piece of shit/Kyle, I love you" scene. Luckily, they get...
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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The rest of the school day was normal, at least for South Park standards. My hand was hurting by the middle of the days from taking so many notes about the Kardashian family. Abraham knows why I even bother to do something so trivial. I already knew all of this crap from girls gossiping in the hallways.

One thing that happened that day that was really interesting. In the middle of class, there was a crumples sheet of paper on the corner of my desk. I assumed it was a note from Kyle, but boy was I wrong. I opened it.

Dear Kylie,
I see you having eye sex with Kyle. that piece of jewish white chocolate is mine!
Sincerely,
Butters

I couldn't help but feel bad for Butters. He was falling head over heels in love with Kyle, but Kyle was my property. after all, i was the one who had the dream with him in it. I wrote on the other side of the paper;

Butters-
you're a really sweet guy, but Kyle is straight and he's my property. Besides, aren't you already in a relationship with Cartman?
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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"Come over here, you fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that you two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started by rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The more her eye was rubbed, the more purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle punched me in the eye, and I was just having a simple conversation with Kylie!" Bebe said as she pointed to Kyle.

I was shocked. The only true friend that I have ever had had the nerve to punch a girl and give her a black eye. I felt like I was exposed to a new side of kyle that I never knew before.

"M'kay. Kyle, is that true?" Mr. Mackey asked nonchalantly.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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I went straight to bed once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.

The next day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an orange shirt underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.

when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica shirt with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.

"I guess we're switching outfits." He said to me.

The other three boys arrived shortly after. This is when things got weird. The five of us didn't say a word to each other, and just stared at the mountains in front of us. it felt right, in a weird way, like we were born to do this.

When the bus arrived, we got on in silence. The entire bus ride, kyle and i didn't say a word to each other. i was starting to get worried. had we lost the chemistry that we had for the last two days?
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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Kyle's room was more or less, what i expected. Every wall space was covered with music merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His bed was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his bed and sat on the edge of it. I sat next to him. for the next half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since you asked me a question, can I ask you a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

"Will you go to the synagogue with me this saturday?" He asked with a blush.

"NO! THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA!" I answered sarcastically.

We both laughed at my reply. I was glad that Kyle didn't take it seriously.

"Alrighty then......I'll meet you there'' Kyle said.

I glanced over to Kyle's window. The sun was starting to set. I had five minutes to get home before my dad calls the cops or something.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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"Hey Kyle, can I ask you a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude, but do you even have any parents?" I asked him.

"No. There weren't any parents in your dream." he answered.

"oh I get It. You're making up for my lack of a full set of parents." I said to him.

There's a reason why I live with just my dad and not my mom. When I was five, my mom died of a crystal meth overdose. I remember the night she died, ambulances circling around our house, my mom being carried out in a body bag. I remember her going through my toy chest and finding toys that...
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that you and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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Kyle opened his arms. I ran towards him, and we hugged. I felt safe around his arms. He felt so warm and fuzzy that I wanted to melt inside him. He then began to stroke my hair.

"Don't worry. Bebe won't ever be mean to you ever again." He whispered into my ear.

"But what she said was right. I never had a friend here until you came along." I contradicted between sobs and sniffles.

"Well, they don't know the girl that I know." he answered.

We hugged for another five minutes. I was sad when he let go. I wanted to keep on hugging him until I melted and became part of him. We walked out together. I was happy when no one was looking at us as we walked to Mr. Garrison's class.

"Did you guys fuck?" Clyde asked us.

Kyle and I flipped Clyde of at the same time. God it felt so good to take some anger out on someone!

The rest of the day was pretty boring. All day, Kyle and I passed notes,not paying any attention to Mr. Garrison at all. It went on like this until the final bell rang.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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As Kyle and I walked into school, everyone was staring at us like we were conjoined twins or something. It was really getting on my nerves. couples walk into school together all the time!


"What's the matter?" I shouted to everyone. "Never seen freinds walk into school together.

Then Bebe walks up to us. God, I hate her. Even more than I hate Cartman. It seems like it's her life long goal to make my life miserable.

"we're not suprised that a couple is walking down the halls, we're suprised that anyone would want to be with you. All you ever do is talk about bands no one cares about and how you would change the world, like you're some kind of emo hippie." Bebe answered real snarky.

That was my breaking point. Normally I wouldn't let shit like that upset me, but this time was different. that day, I let all of my feelings out. I felt tears well up in my eyes and ran towards the nearest bathroom. I came across a door that said "Cissy" with a boy and a girl on it. I assumed that it was a unisex bathroom, so i went inside. I was right. It was actually a really nice bathroom. I cried into the sink. Outside, I heard yelling from...
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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This One reason is probably one of my favorite reasons why I love Kyle Broflovski.


I love his individuality. He never changes anything about himself for anyone. My favorite example of this is in the episode 'South Park is gay!" When the guys gave him a makeover that turned him into a metrosexual, he didn't feel like himself. So you know what he did? The next day, he went to school in his usual hat and coat.

Along with this, Kyle takes pride in his religion, like I mentioned in the first part of this series. The only thing about him that i wish would change is that he starts taking pride in his hair. after all, his hair is what makes him stand out in the crowd.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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"kyle, how do you do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was more like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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When I get to my room, i take my Ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and search "A Day To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was love at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My favorite line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A Day To Remember until the sun went down.
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a more interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A Day To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A Day To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall or something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final bell rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right next to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think you might like A Day To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't you guys have sex in the woods or something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he said that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
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An hour and a half later, the bell rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look forward to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like emo music doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.

Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.

"Look, just because you passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I said to kyle once we were outside.

I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
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Opinion by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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The following reason i've talked about on the south park page, but it's so important that i had to write about it here.

If you hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. You don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, or made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through by being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.
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Fan fiction by dragons0214 posted over a year ago
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and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, you could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself or something.
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"hello there,
The angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where you can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five minutes later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
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''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like you all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about you take the empty desk next to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle said obediantly, as he took a seat at the desk to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether or not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' by Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
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I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school books out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
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