(going back to the previous part...)
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do you still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would you ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I love you dearly, Michelle.
Me: I love you too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, you know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!
Kenny: Yep, way before she broke up with you!
Me: (thinks: "I'm still torn between Stan and Kenny; 1. Stan told me he still loves me.. 2. I'm still in love with Kenny. And that was pretty much it for right now.")
Stan and Kenny: Michelle, are you okay?
Me: I'm okay, guys. Thanks.
Kenny: I was too worried about you, Michelle.
Me: Don't be.
Stan: Come on Michelle, our band is waiting for us.
(Stan and I then go back with our bandmates, which are Kyle, Janay and Token, leaving Kenny behind.)
Kenny: (thinks: "Stan's trying to steal Michelle away from me and I can't let him do that. I kept a lock inside her heart so no one could claim it except me.")
(back at the auditorium..)
Kyle: Guys, I have some shocking news for one of our bandmates.
Token: Who is it for, Kyle?
Kyle: (looks at me) It's for Michelle, Token.
Token: *pats me on the back* Be prepared, Michelle.
Me: Thanks, Token.(my eyes are straight at Kyle)
Kyle: Can I speak to you for a minute, Michelle?
Me: Sure, Kyle.
Kyle: Michelle, I know you like Kenny so much, but as Mysterion, he is literally evil, you know that?
Me: (horrified) What?
Kyle: It's true.
Me: Who told you this?
Kyle: Cartman told me.
Me: That fatass!
Me: I'm gonna go kick his ass.
Kyle: I'll go with you.
Me and Kyle: CARTMAN!!!
Cartman: Michelle and Kahl, what is up?
Me: Cartman, did you tell Kyle that my boyfriend is evil?!?
Cartman: Look, Michelle. Maybe I was just trying to-
(then a fight breaks out between me and Cartman as I throw at least 12 punches at Cartman and they are pretty damn fast and Mr. Mackey tries to break us up)
Principal Victoria: Eric and Michelle, what is going on between you two?
Me: Principal Victoria, he told Kyle that my boyfriend is evil!
Principal Victoria: Eric, is this true?!
Me: You're lying, Cartman! You DID tell Kyle this, so tell the fucking truth!
Cartman: Yes, it is true.
Principal Victoria: Eric, you are expelled from this school at all costs! I will also call your mother and ask her to talk with us after school.
Me: THANK you, Principal Victoria! (glares at Cartman) At least someone understands!
Principal Victoria: You're welcome.
Mr. Mackey: Michelle, you're free to go. Eric, stay put, mmmkay?
Me: Thank you, Mr. Mackey.
(I walk out of the principal's office, furious at Cartman for what he told Kyle as I walk with Stan, Token, Janay and Kyle to my house from school.)
Kyle: What happened out there, Michelle?
Me: I kicked his ass, but Mr. Mackey pulled us apart as I was about to throw my 13th punch at Cartman.
Stan: Whoa, Michelle... Are you okay?
Me: I'm fine now, but I had a lot of bruises from the fight.
Token: Wait, you and Cartman had a fight, Michelle?
Clyde: Hey Michelle, I saw you at the fight yesterday. You were awesome!
Me: Thanks, Clyde!
(Clyde walks away with Jimmy)
Jimmy: Oh, Michelle! I forgot to say that you were r-really good out there!
Me: Thank you, Jimmy!
(Jimmy and Clyde walk away)
Kyle: Whoa... Michelle, you're gaining so much popularity now!
Me: I know right, Kyle?!?
Stan: Maybe it's because of how the way she fought Cartman that is making Michelle gain much more popularity and friends.
Me: True, Stan.
End of part 5.