Most profound L (Lawliet) quote from Death Note?

My favourite quote by L would have to be this:

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster."- L, Death Note Rewrite

It gives us good insight as to how he thinks of himself. My favourite quote describing L though, is definitely this one:

"The century's greatest detective, advertised as solving every case imaginable. How great his burden must be, how much pain must he go through every single moment: past, present and future...a burden so great it would leave you hunched over. A bitter taste in your mouth that would leave you longing for sweets." - M, Death Note: Another Note

L: Lets show them the good guys always win! (Manga)

L: Justice will prevail no matter what! (Anime)

L: No matter how gifted you cannot change the world.
(L Change The World)

L:It's written amazingly well... But if you don't take out the part that says, "I don't care if you kill L," I'll die.
(Anime)

L: Kira is childish and he hates losing… I’m also childish and hate losing.
(Anime)

LI just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.
(Anime and Manga)

L: I'm a... pervert?
(Anime and Manga)

Misa: I can't imagine living in a world without Light!!!
L: Yes, that would be dark.
(Anime)

L: Bang!
Aizawa: Just what do you think you're doing?
L: If I were Kira, you'd be dead now, Yagami-san.
(Anime)
Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"

L: "Yes, that would be dark." Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.

L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberryMisa: Light, won't you sleep with me?

Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?

Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don't be shy Light.

L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun.

Light: I'm not being shy.

L: Don't be serious about it either

L (Ryuuzaki)
The numbers in this () means it's the episode

“I think right now, we’re even in how we’re closed the distance between us.” (10)

“Let’s value our lives.” (11)

“I just can’t stand it when someone’s cell phone rings when I’m talking.” (11)

“Kira is childish and he hates losing… I’m also childish and hate losing.” (11)

“Let’s show him…that the good guys always win.” (11)

“In the end I’ll win.”

“This isn’t divine judgement, it’s the work of some childish killer who’s playing at divine retribution, that’s all.” (18)

“He who moves first always wins.” (20)

“I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%.” (21)

“Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites.” (23)

“I don’t like his style… it’s not like Kira at all.” (25)

“God of Death?! Is he saying that Shinigami are real?!” (27)

“Amane’s obsessive love toward Yagami Raito is just about all we’ve figured out.” (36)

“Raito, can you please make Mika-san be quiet.” (37)

“Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.” (38)

“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” (38)

“By trying too hard, we put ourselves at a greater risk. Don’t you think so?” (38)

“That hurts.” (38)

“I was playing cynical back then.” (39)

“I haven’t said anything about letting them commit murder…yet…” (39)

“I’ll fall in love with you?” (45)

“My number of friends has increased yet again.” (45)

“...I know that line is a bunch of Bull…” (46)

“It proves that he is becoming rather desperate.” (50)

“What an idiot.” (52)

“Yagami Light… So I wasn’t wrong, but I…” (58)

~convos with L~

Light: "What was it?"
L: "Nothing. Just another of Matsuda’s unimportant idiocies"
Light: "Well Matsuda does have that natual ignorance."
Matsuda: "Those two know that we can hear them right?” (38)

Misa: "Light, Won’t you sleep with me?"
Light: "...Why are you saying that Misa?"
Misa: "I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don’t be shy Light."
L: "Please don’t be shy, Light-kun."
Light: "I’m not being shy."
L: "Don’t be serious about it either.” (48)

Light: "Then I suppose that when I meet with Misa, it will have to be outside of here."
L: "Huh, you want to meet her?.” (55)

“Misa: Who touched my butt?
L: sneaks hand behind back How imprudent! That’s unforgivable! I shall catch the culprit!” (32)

L (fakes gun with his hand): "Bang!"
Matsuda (shocked): "HUH? Is this your idea of a joke??"
L: "If I were Kira, you will be all dead…"

.No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world. But that's the wonderful thing about this world. - L Lawliet
-> this from the movie..!!

Misa: I can't imagine living in a world without Light!!!
L: Yes, that would be dark.

Misa: "I can't imagine living in a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."

L:justice will prevail L:i am jutice! Near:if you cant solve the puzzle,if you cant beat the game your nothing but a sore loser Near:your just a crazy murderer nothing more,nothing less Near:the greatest revenge is to live.well thats all i remember but i hope i helped! =D

(from L Change the World)
Ryuk- Light said he could be a God with that. Doesn't that interest you?
L- The way Light died, was that godly?

(manga)

L- This isn't divine jugdement. It's the work of some childish killer who's playing at divine retribution. That's all.

L- Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites.

L- No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world.

Near- It's not whether it's feasible or not – it's what I'm doing.

Near- You said she's smart, but it only means she got high marks, and she's actually a stupid woman.

Death note quotes: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Death_Note#L

"an i for an i my friend", that is mih favourite quote, episode 18 "Ally"

"that the good guys always win"

"So, come on! Kill me if you can!"

"Light-kun is my first ever friend."

neither i or mello can surpass L but together we surpass L
-Near

1 of the 1s that he says thats not menat 2 b funi but is 2 me is wen he says:
"Tell me Light, from the moment u were born has there been a time when you've actually told the truth?"
Light: face twitch xD
God I love him

Well you said you missed me being around at school. Hey you wanna go get some cake

"I don't play fair..I dishonest cheating people who hates losing."
-L

Light: put youself in my position. how would u feel if u were being accused of being kira!?!?!
L: looks around for a sec
L:..... that was the worst feeling ive ever had.



Misa: this is the weirdest date ive evr been on.
....
L: are u gonna eat that cake?
Misa: no. cake makes u fat.
L:i learned u can burn calories by using your brain.
m: are u calling me stupid?
.....fine. i'll give you the cake if you can leave light and me alone.

L: i can't. even if i could, there would be surveillance cameras watching your every move.

M:Pervert!
L:call me what u want, im taking the cake.









course the strawberries and the classics.....'




then....


light: i couldn't do that to misa.
L: thats right.....its against your "principles"......what a shame.....


and then

L: HEEEEEEEYYYYY,,,,,, LIGHT!!!!!!!!!]
...........how are u?

No matter how gifted you are
you cannot change the world alone

It's not very profound but "I'll give you this strawberry if you promise to keep it a secret." I love this quote when L said it i was "AWWWW!!". I also like "I am justice!" and "An eye for an eye my friend."

genius one, lonely guy, best friends

"Tell me, Light... From the moment you were born... Has there ever been a time you've actually told the truth?"

Here is a quote from Near which I really like.
"If you can't win the game, If you can't solve the puzzle, you're just a loser."
Also, here is some quotes from L
I do not like cellphones. I just can't stand it when someone's cell phone rings when I am talking.
So you won't risk your jobs? I thought you were risking your lives for this.
If it means being able to clear a case,I don't play fair. I am a dishonest, cheating human being who hates losing.

Going from the manga... L never really gets philosophical, does he. It would entail taking all the details and generalizing about the World Truth. But L's role is more nitty-gritty - though he does cohesify details into a greater truth, he's mostly engaged with solving a case. His ideas of goodness and justice are mostly unspoken, taken for granted.

"No matter how gifted you alone cannot change the world."
-L(lawliet) deathnote

"Watashiwa Ldesu"
"I am L"

L: Near, because when someone is saved, you are always near....

There are many L's quote I like:
1)Come try to kill me.
2)"Tell me Light, from the moment u were born has there been a time when you've actually told the truth?"
and

"Tell me, Light, from the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?"

“There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster.”
― L Lawliet

"If you don't get serious about this, I'll kick you." XD

L - "I am Justice."

L - "An Eye for an Eye my friend."

L - "Kira is childish and he hates losing. I am also childish and I also hate to lose.That's how I am."

Yagami - "L, earlier on you said how you hate to lose, does that mean by showing your face you've lost."
L - "That's right! By showing my face I have lost the battle but I'm not gonna lose the war."

L - "We are All willing to risk our lives and that will prevail no matter what."

L - "So much for your sense of Justice, You're a murderer."

L - "Tell me, Light, from the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?".

L - Pulled upward by his shirt***** - "I meant what I said, But doing something that i know W-i-l-l cost me my life, are entirely two different things.***straining his legs** Please, Hold yourself, We've lost Okita. If something might happen to you as well......"

L - "That's too bad cos I like you, Aizawa."

L - "It's an outrage, I will find who ever is responsible."

L - "You and I will be parting ways soon friend."
L - "I'm Sorry."
Light - "Ignoring*...looks other way...kira's eyes"

L - "Lets' go Light. It's all being worked out."

Light - "Are you suggesting I'd be a nuisance if I stay here." L - "No".

Light - "...............................................".
L - "You sure talk a lot for someone who hates to lose.7%****"

Light - "My deduction was perfect."
L - "No, it wasn't."

L - "I don't remember saying you cannot go to task force to confirm my identity."

Light - "Does this guy have a death wish."

Light - "This is L."
Near - "Reaches out hand* Pass me the Phone."

Near - "I'm please to meet you at last L No.2"
Light - "Heart Pounds* No.2.... "

Near - "Further more 7 of our top members already know of L's Death."
Light - "They do? Who the hell told them."

Near - "I am at the center of SPK and you can address me as N."


Light - "Whats wrong Near? Was SPK so naive that even normal citizen could locate it?"

Near( Listening and playing*** ) - "Dammit, He's lying thorough his teeth."


Mello - "Well then, If I don't do it?!."
Near - "I bet Mello knew in his heart ,by working by ourselves, neither of us will be able to obtain our goal."

Near - "Light I wanna meet you."
Light - "Just as expected."
Near - "The very act of showing my face will prove something... "
Near - "......Together, Together, That together we stand with L , together we can surpass L, and face the Kira who defeated L and beat him at his own Game."

Light - "Shut up Misa!"
Light - "Wherrrreee areeee you Misa, Where's Takada, Someone!"


Light - "Where's this coming from ryuzak.......i"
L - "I figured you say something like that. Sigh* Lets go back inside. we're both drenched."

Light- "What are you doing Ryuzaki?."
L - "Oh! I'm not doing a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g in particular. I hear the bell.Its Unusually loud today. I find it very distracting. I wonder....."