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Article by ParaBowiefan94 posted over a year ago
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(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock candy sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help you with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do you have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have you had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, you see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my castle in the goblin city where they become goblins and continue to serve me.

Interviewer: I see...and what do you like to do in your spare time?

Jareth: I like to gaze into my crystal balls, kick and tease my goblin minions and tralala through my throne room singing dance magic dance.
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List by ParaBowiefan94 posted over a year ago
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1. Take him out for dinner but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when you try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. Show him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is more kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.

8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The language sims speak in the sims games. )

9. Make out with a goblin king cardboard cut out in your room.

10. If you're pregnant and he wants the baby to be named jareth, refuse "no we're naming her Sarah,"

11. Tell him Sarah was a bitch and you're a better match for him.
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List by ParaBowiefan94 posted over a year ago
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1. Stuff one of those giant dodgeballs (the ones you all used to play dodgeball at gym or recess when it was legal) under your shirt and tell him your pregnant with his child.

2. While he's sleeping rub his bulge and watch him moan and squirm in his sleep. (Run when he wakes up!)

3. Come up behind him while he's talking to royalty at a royal banquet, cover his eyes and flirtily coo "guess who?"

4. Give the goblins meth and release them out into the goblin city.

5. Interfere with his dates/loves by locking them into several of the oubliettes in the labyrinth.

6. For guys only: ask to borrow some Viagra.

7. Prank call him and ask is ur refrigerator running? If he says no then say "well if it is you'd better go catch it!"

8. Sing the cuppycake song to him for his bday. (Look it up on YouTube)

9. Get all the guests attending his birthday celebration to sing along.

10. Ask him to sing Within You with screamo vocals.
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List by ParaBowiefan94 posted over a year ago
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1. You really like peaches and think everytime you eat a peach you'll end up dancing with jareth in a bubble.

2. You can recite all of the movie.
3. You try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king.
4. You try to wish yourself away to the goblin king.
5. You own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia.
6. You've lost count of how many times you've watched the movie.
7. You own the DVD or VHS.
8. some retarded twilight fan asks u what team are you on? You answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's fan base).
9. You quote or make labyrinth references and confuse everyone.
10. You've played the crotch drinking game and have gotten drunk.
11. You've always wanted to dress up as jareth and on Halloween you get invited to a Halloween party. Problem is it's in a week and you have literally no time to order the wig or buy supplies for the costume. And you are totally disappointed.
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Fan fiction by ParaBowiefan94 posted over a year ago
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Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth or it's characters.
(Inspired by the song Angel Eyes by New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing gothic Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark suits with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar gothic gown though it was less revealing, her chocolate brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker and stiletto heels.

    Sarah wandered around the ball looking for Jareth. He was frightening, dominant and wanted her baby brother. She knew she should be scared but somehow she felt like she couldn't resist looking for him almost as if possessed. A song came on that was leaning toward the heavier and darker sounding genre of rock. Almost gothic sounding. Sarah sang:
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Tessa and Lorella walked through the castle all the way to the Servants quarters. Tessa saw many sprites hurrying in and out of the kitchen. she noticed a small female goblin was cooking some food.
She also noticed doors that probably connected to the servants rooms. "Tessa come along" Lorella said noticing the young sprite looking around. "coming miss Lorella." Tessa said following Lorella once again. "This s your room. you will wake up every morning at 6 o'clock. your clothes are in the bureaus. you will obey King Jareth. And you must obey the rules. Your first task is to clean up a mess in the corridor. ask another servant for help if you get lost or forget what to do. get into your uniform and do your first task." Lorella said shutting the door. "well, better get started." Tessa said taking her coat off.

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Jareth was pacing back and forth. "Jareth will you please calm down about the Ball!" Lorella said rubbing her temples. "your mother and father are counting on you to host a ball." she said looking at him. "I know. I'm worried about the ball room. It hasn't been used since.." Jareth said stopping. "Since...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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such a sweet young girl, so much potential. But worked under mistress Orial... she must have been through alot of trouble... knowing Orial, Tess would be dead if caught.... "Miss Lorella? May I ask a question?" Tessa asked looking at the kind fay woman. "yes Tessa?" "I was thinking if I can work under the King of Goblins? I apoligize is i'm mistaken but King Jareth doesn't hire sprites?"
Tessa asked looking hopeful. just what i was thinking! i will ask his highness tommorow at the castle. besides, i'm moving into the castle tommorow. Lorella thought. "I will ask his highness tommorrow at the castle." Tessa looked up. "thank you Ms Lorella"


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Jareth paced back and forth. where is Lorella? she should have been here an hour ago.... I need her to tend to my servants and make sure they are doing what they need to be doing.

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"right down this door and we will be into the castle. come along Tessa." Lorella said opening a brown door. i'm an hour late. Jareth isn't going to be happy... thought Lorella. Tessa was nervous and worried. she...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Grazz led Sarah down the hall and like magic,the wall opened up and the dining hall came into sight.
A crystal chandilier hung from the celing. the celing looked like the night sky. pictures where pefectlly put into place. a long banquet table was covered in mouth watering food. in the middle was a large centerpiece in the shape of a crystal flower.
wow this place is amazing! boy i'm starved! Sarah thought looking at the juicy, tender meat with a warm buttery biscuit on a plate. as she sat down, she noticed Grazz started to leave. "Grazz aren't you hungry?" Sarah asked looking up from her plate. "no thank you...?" Grazz looked at her. "Sarah" "oh yeah..." Grazz said turning around.Jareth looked up from his paper and said " Grazz is an elf, therefore, she doesn't eat fay food. she only eats elf food." Sarah looked at him and said "why is she an elf and your fay? your brother and sister aren't you?" he sighed. "yes we are. my father was fay, and my mother was elf. I have 3 more siblings. much older than Grazz...." he said looking back at his paper. "Sarah, aren't you my sister? I mean my mom is not really your mom.." Toby asked. Sarah looked at him and said...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Her long blue hair swished behind her back. Her magenta eyes shined in the moonlight as her skin glowed. she walked down the streets of the empty, quiet, Goblin City. A fay woman was walking out of a house. the young woman noticed the fay's welcoming warmth of the little hut. so the young woman started walking torwards the woman. "what is your name?" the fay woman asked with a voice like honey. "my name is Tessa. may I come in?" Tessa asked politely. "yes. my name is Lorella." she said gesturing Tessa into the house. as Tessa stepped in she saw a table chairs and a lamp. "please, make yourself at home." Lorella said while Tessa sat in one of the chairs. Tessa looked around and saw nothing out of the ordinary. a bookshelf with a few books, and a picture of the Labyrinth. Tessa had heard of it before and studied it with the other servants when she was with her mistress."Now Tessa, where are you from?" Lorella asked handing her a cup of tea. "I'm from.... the Havendish Kingdom...
I used to work under mistress Orial..." she said sipping her tea. Lorella looked at her in shock. [i] poor girl, traveled all the way from the Havendish Kingdom.. I must inform his majesty about this....
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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"Sarah I have something to show you" Jareth said.
"Ok show me!" Sarah said with excitement in her eyes.He led her into a chamber with all her old things in it with a canopy bed. "Oh Jareth I love it!" Sarah said hugging him. "yes and i have to show you something else. He opened a door and there was her very own garden! "Jareth!!! Thank you!" Sarah said hugging him tighter. then she let go and ran into her garden. Jareth went to go show Toby his room and when he got into the throne room he didn't see Toby on the floor, but he saw him sleeping on the throne. and I thought he was a lively little chap Jareth thought remembering when he was holding him on the throne three years ago. the next day, Sarah was in her garden when a crystal appeared, it read Go to the dining hall. if you get lost Grazz will tell you where the dining hall is. no need to worry about Toby he is already here. J then it popped. "hmm, I wonder who Grazz is." Sarah thought aloud. "I am." a voice said behind her. a young girl about the age of 13 was standing before her. her hair was a light blue and her skin was white. her eyes were lavender and she was wearing a silk gown with an apron over...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Sarah headed torwards the front door because she was late for class. Sarah Williams was 18 years old now and she was going through her last year in High School. "Sarah don't forget your backpack!" her stepmother, Karen, called out. She sighed in frustration as she dashed back into the kitchen and grabbed her backpack. "You better hurry now Sarah you don't want to be late." Karen said as her stepdaughter hurried out the door. when Sarah pulled up into the school parking lot, she barely made it in time. "Dave Valley." Mr. Klone called. "Here," Dave called back. "Sarah Williams," "I'm here" Sarah said gasping. As she took her seat Dave whispered; "Sarah where were you? I was looking for you in the hallway." 'Well sorry for being late! it's not my fault I overslept." she said taking out her textbook. After school, Sarah went home and Karen was cleaning like crazy. "Karen, why are you cleaning?" Sarah asked while plopping down on the couch. "I'm cleaning for your birthday of course! And don't you plop on the couch like that!" Karen scolded her. "Oh Yeah, like i need some party! I'm not a kid anymore!" Sarah said standing up. "That's no way of talking to your parent like that!" Karen...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Sarah was deep in thought.'should I go back to the Underground to see my friends and live down there? or should i stay here with my- oh yah i have nobody who will take me in.. this house was theirs and already payed the bills... i guess I'll leave with Toby and go live in the Underground..' she thought.
Jareth whispered some thing in Tobys ear. Toby ran over to Sarah and said "lets just go Underground."
Sarah looked down at him and said "Toby go get a few toys.we are moving to the Underground." with that, Jareth smiled. Sarah smiled back at him.
" Servant you must get to work at my castle when we arrive there" "yes your majesty" Sarah said with a laugh. Toby came running out with Lancelot and a toy car. Jareth took both of their hands and soon they were at the Castle Beyond The Goblin City.
"he we are." Jareth said.Goblins were running amuck and Toby knew he had been here before. 'This place seems so familiar...' Toby thought. Then a tune came into his head. 'I heard this song before but forgot the words..' He thought some more. "This is the throne room?" Sarah asked looking amused. "yes its the Throne Room. The middle right there, was were Toby was once."...
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Fan fiction by JarethFan posted over a year ago
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Sarah awoke to a strange noise. It sounded like it was coming from Toby's room. She got up. 'I'm coming Toby.' she thought. As she got to Toby's room, she turned the light on. Something moved into the closet. 'oh no not again! Jareth what are you doing?' she thought. Sarah was 18 now, and was best friends with Jareth. He always pulled tricks on her and Toby. Her parents died when Sarah turned 18. It's been only a couple months since she last saw her parents. Sarah sighed as she thought of her dad and stepmother. "Jareth whatever you're up to stop it!" she said with anger in her voice. "Oh alright. I suppose I will..." a voice said behind her. Toby appeared with a smile on his face. "we really are funny! Sarah i woke up and called Jareth." Toby said with a smirk like The Goblin Kings'. Jareth saw Tobys face and smirked to. Sarah thought it was awfully funny these to acted and looked alike. their feathery blonde hair and mismatched eyes they looked like father and son.
"whats so funny Sarah?" Jareth said noticing her smile. He thought she was gorgeous with her long brown locks and shimmering green eyes. Her soft pale skin glowing in the darkness. he knew he couldn't have her...
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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Within you Lyrics
David Bowie
From the Labyrinth Soundtrack

How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one
You've run so long
You've run so far
Your eyes can be so cruel
Just as I can be so cruel
Though I do believe in you
Yes I do
Live without the sunlight
Love without your heartbeat
I, I can't live within you
I can't live within you
(sigh)
I, I can't live within you



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Opening Titles Including Underground lyrics

It's only forever
Not long at all
Lost and lonely

No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection
No love injection
Life can be easy
It's not always swell
Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl
'Cause it hurts like hell (echo hurts like hell)
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

CHORUS
As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you-oo-oo
As the world falls down

Falling
(As the world) Falling down
Falling in love

I'll paint you mornings of gold
I'll spin you Valentine evenings
Though we're strangers till now
We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars

CHORUS

Falling
(As the world) Falling down
Falling
As the world falls down
Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling in love
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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When the sun goes down (when the sun goes down)
And the bats are back to bed (and the bats are back)
The brothers come 'round (the brothers come 'round)
I get out of my dirty bed (my dirty bed)
I shake my pretty little head (I shake my pretty little head)
Tap my pretty little feet (tap my pretty little feet)
Feeling brighter than sunlight (oh)
Louder than thunder (oh)
Bouncing like a yo-yo, wooh (oh)

Don't got no problems (no problems)
Ain't got no suitcase (no suitcase)
Ain't got no clothes to worry about (no clothes to worry about)
Ain't got no real estate or jewelry or gold mines to hang me up.

I just throw in my hand (throw in my hand)
With the chilliest bunch in the land (in the land)
They don't look much (oh)
They sure chilly chilly (oh)
They positively glow glow, huh (oh)

Chilly down with the fire gang
Think small with the fire gang (It's the only way)
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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You remind me of the babe
What babe? the babe with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the babe

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew:

CHORUS
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew

CHORUS

Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance) (x4)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump) (x2)
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection
No love injection
Life can be easy
It's not always swell
Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl
'Cause it hurts like hell (echo)
But down in the underground (oh oh oh oh oh)
You'll find someone true (down underground)
Down in the underground (oh oh oh oh oh)
A land serene (oh oh oh oh)
A crystal moon, ah, ah

It's only forever
Not long at all
Lost and lonely
That's underground
Underground

Daddy, daddy, get me out of here (heard about a place today)
I, I'm underground (nothing never hurts again)
Heard about a place today (daddy, get me out of here)
Where nothing never hurts again (wanna go underground)
Daddy, daddy, get me out of here (wanna go underground)
I, I'm underground (get me underground)
Sister, sister, please take me down (daddy, get me out of here)
I, I'm underground (wanna go underground)
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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Labyrinth: From the Original Soundtrack of the Jim Henson Film [Soundtrack]

# Original Release Date: 1986
# Number of Discs: 1
# Format: Soundtrack
# Label: EMI Music Canada

Track Listings
1. Opening Titles Including Underground - David Bowie
2. Into the Labyrinth - Trevor Jones
3. Magic Dance - David Bowie
4. Sarah - Trevor Jones
5. Chilly Down - David Bowie
6. Hallucination - Trevor Jones
7. As the World Falls Down - David Bowie
8. Goblin Battle - Trevor Jones
9. Within You - David Bowie
10. Thirteen O'Clock - Trevor Jones
11. Home at Last - Trevor Jones
12. Underground - David Bowie
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Opinion by s3ptamber posted over a year ago
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1- Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.


2- [first lines]
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great...
[thunder rumbles]
Sarah: For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line.
[Sarah looks up the line from the Labyrinth book]
Sarah: You have no power over me.


3- The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?
The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Ah, nuts.
The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!
The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?
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