100 Ways to Annoy People at Walmart:
(Beware, some of these stunts just may get you kicked out of Walmart. Be Cautious!)
1. Jump into a random person's cart and scream. "Push me, push me!"
2. Jump onto someone ELSE'S back and yell, "Giddy up, Horesy!"
3. Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying, "We"re going on an adventure!" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy for you, yell " Swiper, No SWIPING!"
4. Go get a spoon then go to the frozen foods section, then get a tub of ice cream and start shoveling it in your mouth.
5. Scream, "BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!" (Goes along with #4)
6. Play tag...
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