Top Ten Cat Rules
Cat Rule Number 1
The cat is not allowed in the house.
Cat Rule Number 2
The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Cat Rule Number 3
The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
Cat Rule Number 4
The cat can get on the old furniture only.
Cat Rule Number 5
The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
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Cat Rule Number 6
The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
Cat Rule Number 7
The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation...
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