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love it
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smokreins said:
I <3 Elliot! awesome pic :D
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The Leverage team decides to go steal the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne in Mordor.

Hardison cracks the security code to the Tower of Baradur.

Parker scales the walls of Mordor, the tower, opens the gates, and scores Frodo's shiny mithril shirt.

Eliot Spencer, fresh from having rescued James Bond from the combined forces of Hezbollah, Bashar al-Assad, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Khaled Meshaal, and other alphabet inspired evil hondos, just strolls into Mordor. First, he rescues Aragorn and Gandalf. He then knocks a bunch of Cave Trolls and other very distinctive monsters on their collective butts.

Hardison plays the violin so sweetly that Sauron breaks down in tears.

Sophie Devereaux convinces Sauron that he is the lost heir to the Pillsbury fortune, whereupon he gives up stealing sheep, and settles down to a life as a baker.

After Eliot beats Sauron's single eye in a stare down, they open a gourmet eatery together, unrivaled in pure edibility to this day.

Hardison finally makes the first potable American Lager. Even Eliot approves.

Sophie finally lets her public know her real name, but no one cares. She will always be Sophie to them!

And Nate Ford...well Nate Ford is Nate Ford. What more need be said? After the team's final mission, he wanders the earth looking for a man big enough, fat enough, with enough acting chops to play Nero Wolfe, in a revival of the other truly great series to be scuttled by an ignorant studio.

In the end, Hardison realizes that Lucille is the only one who truly loves him. Sophie and Nate keep playing come hither and go yonder. Parker marries Todd McSweeten, who all through their life together still thinks she is an undercover FBI agent. Eliot wanders the earth with the motto, "So much butt kicking, so little time!"
posted 4 months ago.