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Retrieval Some say he's really Big Brother. Others say he was the first one the BBC asked to be the 11th Doctor but he turned it down in case those compromising pictures of him with that Cyberman ever reached the tabloids. Allthe man knew was that he was bored. He'd been cooped up in Stig Mansions for what felt like weeks. With no new cars to drive or stars to tutor in the reasonably priced car, he'd run out of things to do. There were only so many hours you could spend watching 5th Gear on 'Dave' before your helmet fogged up and you lost the will...
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