EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLE KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
Mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 seconds your ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put you to the test
Cause I'm
MOLE KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit you so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat you in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
Mole Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 seconds your ass will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put you to the test
Cause I'm
MOLE KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit you so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat you in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
(Instrumental)
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, day after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered by a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true
Lights out
But that's only the start
Living a life on Earth?
This can't be too hard
I go through a few years, day after day
Them each ending the exact same boring way
I penetrate reality, pushing to go on
But I always reach a roadblock and scream out, "AW COME ON!"
The endless road, always covered by a sandstorm
Was always a pain, even before I was born
Through hours and hours I have torn through
What's basically a dark shadow of...well, you.
Fighting my hatred, keeping courage and pride
But it never even mattered, forever torn up inside
And no matter how much training I have to go through
God send me to hell if I'm mangled like you!
So all those times in the pitch black past
Just made me closer to approaching my last?
But all I can say is it's been a blast
Despite how many times I've needed a cast
And no matter what god throws at you
Just remember, it's most likely not even true