A DEFINITIVE LIST OF LIAM PAYNE'S BEST FETUS MOMENTS 

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​You know Andy Samuels, dontcha? Best friend of Liam James Payne, accidentally set himself on fire once, watched Liam magically transform into Batman before his very eyes to save his life. Yep, that Andy Samuels.

He was hanging out with Payno to indulge in a little bit of FIFA in between One Direction\'s millions of television appearances earlier this week, and it looks as though Liam\'s been brushing up on his skills.

Taking to Twitter to follow the rules of Lad Code and let the world know that he\'d officially been thrashed, Andy issued a formal statement to say: "Sincere apologies to @Real_Liam_Payne for losing b 5 goals on Fifa. It won\'t happen again. You fetus."

Erm, did someone say fetus? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.

Sincere apologies to @Real_Liam_Payne for loosing by 5 goals on Fifa. It won\'t happen again. You Fetus.

— Andy Samuels (@AndySamuels) November 19, 2015

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Yep, obviously we\'re gonna use this as an excuse to take a trip down memory lane and revist some of Liam\'s finest fetus hours. Here\'s 15 magical moments of little Liam that we\'re still not over.

1. When he tried to teach us all how to beatbox during one of his Twitcams (can they come back now please?)

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE FETUS LIAM TRYING TO TEACH US HOW TO BEATBOX pic.twitter.com/P2atsBF2JA

— harry styles (@JanoBieberArmy) November 11, 2015

2. The shocking but true story about the turtle who was missing a foot.

— lauren *:･ﾟ✧ (@ohyeahnxrry) July 12, 2015

3. When he proved that a trilby was the essential headwear of the year.

4. These moves are actually pretty impressive, especially when singing about Jesus.

5. When DJ Payne was on the decks before he actually grew up to do proper remixes.

6. This picture which will make you want to snuggle him until he falls asleep.

7. His hair was actually bigger than Harry\'s back in the day, which seems pretty cray now.

8. When he was unfortunately cursed for eternity with a smelly pasta house.

9. Well this is just too adorable for words really isn\'t it. Fetus Liam is THE CUTEST.

11. Nothing like a spot of shirtless, giant-haired tennis to make sure a bromance lasts forever.

13. Little Liam\'s first ever chat with Sugar magazine when his hair was silky smooth.

15. Who looks good in a purple and yellow button up tsirt? Liam Payne, that\'s who.

What\'s your fave fetus Liam moment from back in the day? We wanna watch \'em all please because he\'s SO CUTE, so let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.

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