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Article by MineTurtle5 posted over a year ago
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Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.

Do you think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to show its teeth in a big grin? Or lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny?
Or puts its ears back - have you noticed?
Try these jokes on a lion next time you go to a zoo. What? You don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take you there next school holidays.

Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: More than the lion!
A smile there?

Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
Oh, my! That's a ripper. A nod of the head?

Why does a lion have a tail tuft on his tail?
A: Where ELSE would he have a tail tuft?
A swish of the tail?

Q:Why did the lion lose at poker?
A: Because he was playing with a cheetah!
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