Just a note before I begin, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True.
Do you think a lion can laugh? No? Surely that mouth opens so wide to show its teeth in a big grin? Or lets rip with a real belly laugh at something really funny? Or puts its ears back - have you noticed? Try these jokes on a lion next time you go to a zoo. What? You don't know where the zoo is? Ask grandma and grandpa to take you there next school holidays.
Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know? A: More than the lion! A smile there?
Why do lions always eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how...