"Yeah, suck it. I do read the paper."
"This is my house!"
"I will FIRE YOU and you will NEVER alter drapes in Atlanta again!!! Because you DO NOT CROSS A SUGARBAKER WOMAN!!!"
"And if you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore."
"Aww You said Chinese instead of something offensive."
"Hey, flower guy. You got the old leather pumpkin?"
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