Paul: Carllll! what happened to his hands?
Carl: I chopped them off and I ate them I'm a terrible person.
Paul: Carlll!!!!!
Carl: I had a craving for hands that only hands could fill!
Posted over a year ago
Ssh, do you hear that? That is the sound of forgiveness.
Caarl, thats the sound of people dying!
That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence.
Caarl whats wrong with you?
Well, I kill people and eat hands, thatstwo things.
My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy.
Would you believe its strawberry milkshake? Melted gum drops? Boat necter? God's tears?
Posted over a year ago
Me n my best friends little brother always says this 2 each other when we c each other lmao "my stomach is making the rumbllies...that only hands can satisfy!!" lol n "Carl! There's a dead human in our house!!" lmaoover a year ago
"You head-butted the children off the side of the boat! You made out with the ice sculptures!"
"Thank god the children weren't there to see that."
Posted over a year ago
Carl what are we standing in?! Would you believe its straberry milkshake? No I would not believe that? Melted gumdrops? No Carl. Some of gods tears? No. Boat nectar? Just tell me Carl! Fine. Its the lovely elderly couple from room 2B. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!
Posted over a year ago