It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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Ever since I began working for that Orlando Florida vacation homes website, I have been plagued by recurring nightmares. I am haunted at night by the spirits of hotel rooms past.
There was a time when I traveled quite a bit on business. Thankfully, I don't hotels hop any more. But at night I float off to a hotel room far away in time...
The day's work done, I checked some emails and phoned home to check up on the kids. It seems there was a shouting match going on at the other end of the line. It sounded like Pandemonium was winning, but Total Bedlam was making some...
Yesterday i was at a Girl Scout meeting and we were doing something where we said our name and the name of the Person next to us. The person before me said Chloe to gabby and I accidentally said Chloe to katie instead of gabby to Katie. The funny thing is that I didn't even notice and everyone started laughing at me.
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