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Note : I came up with these jokes and a few jokes I took from the joke book.

Technology Joke

What did one computer say to the other?

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Dogs and cats' joke

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.

Boy : What's a bitch and a pussy?
Mom : Well..a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat.

The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right that the other kids call each other that.

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
More funny Carl Sandburg quotes
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Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
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Ever since I began working for that Orlando Florida vacation homes website, I have been plagued by recurring nightmares. I am haunted at night by the spirits of hotel rooms past.

There was a time when I traveled quite a bit on business. Thankfully, I don't hotels hop any more. But at night I float off to a hotel room far away in time...

The day's work done, I checked some emails and phoned home to check up on the kids. It seems there was a shouting match going on at the other end of the line. It sounded like Pandemonium was winning, but Total Bedlam was making some...

Submitted by Weasel1999 2 months ago

LOL, when i was at school some one randomly put this on, then i shown somepony else and she laughed her head off

Submitted by x-SeaSwirl-x over a year ago

Great blog from a late night restaurant owner, and the ridiculous requests that drunk college kids make.

Submitted by mknblb over a year ago