Le me: Hi!!!!!
Le friend: >=I
Le me: O.O uhhh… you okay?
Le friend: I want to stab him. >=I
Le me: °•° Stab who?
Le friend: The algebra teacher -_-'
Le me: *Derp Face* I stabbed a teacher once >={D
Le friend: DX Lair! O.o
Le me: No really. I stabbed him in the eye… =)
Le friend: -_-
Le me: … With a chair… XD
Random chick: True story ^-^
Posted over a year ago
Stupid Qx ppl ask to you xD
When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding….
Posted over a year ago
so today in algebra my teacher draws a stick figure. she says another guy wants to kill that guy, and i go, "why? he's already beheaded." because her drawing looked like he was beheaded.
Posted over a year ago
wow... i never thought that this could happen but, i exploded a cheese ball i made in food studies class. i just put it in a plastic bag and it randomly exploded all over the wall and floor!
Posted over a year ago
Wow...sounds more like an experiment in science class, lol. Anyway...it wouldn't let me post on your wall so I just wanted to say Hey, and thanks for the add!over a year ago
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Posted over a year ago
One day my friend tryed to do a bunny hop in PE and failed, the next day I pushed her off of her chair :D A few days after that in the dinner hall she got attacked by a spoon, bcked away and fell off of her chair. Guess who attacked her, MEE! That day when we had finished dinner we went outside and she fell down the wet slippery steps, it was funny. Not so long ago we were spinning around and I let her go, she fell onto the floor. Public hummiliation is her best friend or maybe it me, LOL
Posted over a year ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON THREE WALLS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE WALLS IN THE NEXT 143 SEC. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
Posted over a year ago
i really have nothing to say that is funny .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Posted over a year ago
You are odder than an otter in a bikini. Deal. With. It. MWAAGAGHAGHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted over a year ago
oki let me tell u something weird one day a dude walkes up to me and said the most oldest pick up line he said "hey did it hurt?" i said "did what hurt?"(lol) "when u fell from hevan" XD i laughed in his face!!!!!!!!!! (lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol) roflmao!!
Posted over a year ago
omg so my teacher said she was txtin she is lioke 50 and like she said her daughter bf txed her and said lol and when she told the class she's like "yea so my daughters boyfrend txed me and said lol so just to tell u guys it means lots of laughs" and the whole class burst out laffing AND this girl rhianna in my class raised her hand and said"uhh, no... lol means laugh out loud..." and when the teacher said lots of laffs she was serious! ha! it mite not b funny to u cuz u kinda had 2 be there :)
Posted over a year ago
Parents spend 3 yrs of your childhood trying to help you learn to walk and talk, but they spend the rest of your childhood telling you to sit down and shut up! lol
Posted over a year ago