Lost Girl Memorable Quotes

LLheart posted on May 12, 2012 at 02:38PM
S1E01

Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way.

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Bo: Did you feel that? That was like the fourth of July in my mouth.

S1E06

Kenzi: [scrubbing her mouth vigorously after ingesting human corpse-based soup] Anybody got a breath mint?

S1E08

Bo: You cut out Siegfried's heart, and forced a woman to drown her own children.
Vex: Well, I never said I was perfect, did I?

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Bo: You know, I think you're the first person I'm going to enjoy killing.
Vex: Well that's awfully judgmental, you barely know me!

S1E11

Vex: Looky, looky, looky, lu. Look who's come out clubbing! The unaligned love machine!

S1E13

Kenzi: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your roll, okay? I just need...I just need a little wee recap. Just to make sure I got everything right, okay? Um, Saskia is really Aoife. Aoife is really your mother. And last night... Dyson really, really banged your... Mom.
Bo :Well, I think technically she banged him, but yeah.

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Kenzi: Who's captain dead guy?
Lauren: He's a light elder. He was killed last night.
Bo: By a succubus?
Lauren: By something sharp and pointy.

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Saskia: Hate's like beauty, baby. The real stuff fades, but it never dies.

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Bo: So, what, you, me, and your himbo army - we're gonna take down the Fae as they flee from us and our male models?

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Kenzi: Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Hale: Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.

S2E05

Kenzi: Oh, my god. Guys, this just in. You're a police man, who's also his own police dog! How did I not see this before? Seriously, dude!

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Dyson: It's a pack thing, babe.
Kenzi: Oh, my god.

S2E06

Kenzi: Excuse me, Vex, dude. Look, I know you're all powerful and you could probably take me down too, but if you do, your boys are coming with me.

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Kenzi: If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, by a totally awesome chick that rhymes with frenzy.

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Hale: You want some pancakes with that syrup?
Kenzi: One more word. One more word, and I'll be having siren with my syrup.
Hale: You're getting nasty in your old age.

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Kenzi: How did you do that?
Hale: I got skills.
Kenzi: Will you marry me?
Hale: Nah, you drink too much.

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Bo: I don't want to hurt you lady, now step away from the pervert.

S2E09

Kenzi: Hey guys, how would I know if the dude was inside me?
Detective Hale: Been awhile?

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Dyson: Uh, Bobo, I got the wolf junk, babe.
Kenzi: Don't touch it. Don't touch anything.

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Dyson: Check me out! Kickin' it in the wolf man! Yeah!

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Dyson: What we need to do is sit them down and play a little game. Good cop, Kenzi cop!

S2E21

Vex: Oi, cupcakes, eh, toothpaste?
Kenzi: Footlocker.
Bo: And take off my kimono!

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Bo: You really do have a death wish, don't you, Vex?
Vex: Eh, that's just a tap between friends. She'll get over it. But let's not dilly dally, ey?

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Redcap: It tingles.
The Morrigan: This won't.

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Kenzi: You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools.

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Kenzi: What, did the Norn also take your kahones? Huh?
Dyson: Actually, uhh...
Kenzi: What? When? oh. You made a joke.

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The Morrigan: You'll pay!
Paulo: Yeah? What are you gonna do? Unsexy break dance me to death?

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Bo: You like to watch, I get it. We all have our kinks.
Trick: Bo. She's just a kid.

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The Norn: No, you wouldn't dare.
Kenzi: Oh yes, I would. I'm human remember? We drive SUV's, and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes, and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.

S2E22

Vex: Well, what are we waitin' for? Stab the little bugger!

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Vex: Sorry darlin', but I'm still not comfortable with that idea.
Lauren: Well you better get comfortable, because I'm going to shove this arm so far down your throat, you'll be mesmerizing your own bowel movements.
Vex: Oh, when you put it like that.

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Lauren: How are you doing?
Vex: Oh, peachy. Yeah, lying down has relieved the pain in my shattered arm completely.

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Vex: Oh, go ahead and merge naughty bits already! I mean, seriously, am I the only one seeing this?

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Kenzi: What language is this? It's like a cross between hieroglyphics and a doctor's prescription pad.

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Vex: Blimey, we really are buggered.



Well these are just a few of my favourites(Loads of Kenzi & Vex)Yeah yeah I know!:P
Now start posting yours,fellow Fae-natics!


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over a year ago SpikesGirl said…
My faves came fron Original Skin. kenzi(in dyson's body): "I got the wolf junk babe!!!" "what we need to do is sit them down and play a little game, Good cop/Kenzi cop" it was the funniest episode ever.

and from Hale: "Actually this spirited human has a special place in my heart." sooo cute he and Kenzi are.

from Dyson: "Wolves mate for life" and to Kenzi "You just may be the strongest person i know"

and Vex (i have a soft spot for him): "oh go on and merge your naughty bits will ya." (He's the first to actually acknowledge the obvious sparks between Kenzi and Hale)

over a year ago LLheart said…
laugh
S1E02

Bo: Nice decor. Early Tolkien?
Trick: Where do you think he got it from?

over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E03

Kenzi: Now ... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant , I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: "A," he is awesome and "B," you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!

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Kenzi: Holy s**t balls! That was awesome!
over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E04

Bo: I guess some people don't deal well with rejection.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E05

Dyson: What are you back on Team Dyson?
Kenzi: You wish.
Dyson: Come on, we're getting t-shirts.

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Lucas (body jumper): When you're dead. I'm going to wear your corpse like a coat.
Bo: I'm calling PETA.

over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E07

Kenzi: Don't give up yet, his eyes say no but his inner wolf says "Aaaarrrou yes."

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Kenzi: It's just a bug. It's just a bug. It's just a big bad ass bug.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E10

Bo: Death by hair dryer, it's a lousy way to go.

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Kenzi: You were not s**tting about the lightning part.
Trick: I try not to "s**t" about things.

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Bo: Two words -- Lauren ... kiss-my-ass. Lots of hyphens in that last one.





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over a year ago LLheart said…
S1E12

Kenzi: Listen, if you kill Yogi and Boo-Boo I'm never talking to you again.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E01

Lauren: I heard you needed me. I came.

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Kenzi: Dude, what's been up with you lately? That time of the wolf-month?

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Bo: Are there no phones in Douchetown?
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E02

Bo: I guess science kicks the crap out of tradition, huh?

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The Blackthorn: Bartender, my ass....
over a year ago LLheart said…
mischievous
S2E04

Kenzi: This place is like Hansel and Gretel meets Hannibal Lector.

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Kenzi: Mirror, mirror on the wall, time to bust this bitch's balls!
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E07

Bo: So Dyson's new girlfriend is a billionaire and I live in a house with no walls.

potckool commented…
But a nice house with no walls lol and don't forget the brilliant lighting :D over a year ago
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E08

Bo: I can be more powerful than all other Fae. Everyone will kneel at my feet. There will be no more Dark and no more Light. There will be only me.

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Kenzi: Thank you, Hale. Thank you for not selling me to a psycho Fae socialite.
Hale: Silence, human.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E10

Bo: Oh screw my biology! I'm so tired of my life being dictated by something that I didn't chose. I am done being Fae.

over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E11

Bo: I am in the kitchen trying to pretend that I'm not dressed like Succubus Barbie.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E13

Bo: I'm not in the killing business. But I don't mind a little justice from time to time.

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Bo: And, I'm gonna get up early tomorrow and -- Save the world.

over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E14

Lachlan: I'm counting on you to be my champion.
Bo: Baby steps.

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Ryan: You are the most enthralling, inspiring, and seriously ass-kicking person that I have ever met.

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Bo: The Dark have not exactly been my BFF.

over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E15

Kenzi: Bo, are you done playing doctor?

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The Morrigan: That's the way our world works. I get what I want and you get left behind.
over a year ago LLheart said…
laugh
S2E16

Bo: Sad wolfy eyes, Chris Martin hair.

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Kenzi: Teen angst, our greatest foe.
Bo: You said it, sister.

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Kenzi: Well, if Snoopy can't sniff anyone out, there must not be any Fae at the school.

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Student: Bishops don't go that way.
Kenzi: Why not? Cause of their religion?

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Bo: I like you. It's just that I don't like that I like you.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S2E20

Bo: I love it when you totally geek out.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S3E01

Bo: I'm Bo, bitches, and I'll be back.

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Bo: See ya later, Stinky.

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Bo: Time to go, Human Lover.
Lauren: I just hope Hale got my message.
Bo: I'm sure the calvary is on the way.
over a year ago LLheart said…
S3E02

Vex: Hook up illegal cable and what do I get? Threats against my junk. Typical.

over a year ago LLheart said…
kiss
S3E03

Kenzi: Did ya like that part where I pretended to fall on my ass, but was actually a stealth missile lasering in on target?

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Vex: It can't be easy keeping up with Energizer SuccuBunny.

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The Morrigan: If Little Bo Bleep thinks she can play in the big leagues, let the games begin.

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Bo: You're really hot. Have you ever kissed a girl?

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Lauren: We have a situation.
Kenzi: More like a s**t-uation.

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Bo: Time for Mama to bring home the bacon!

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Trick: That's how destiny works. One day you are You, the next day...
Kenzi: I'm a Superhero.

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Hale: You ever pull a stunt like this again, I'll personally rip your head off and shove it up your little white ass....Am I clear?
The Morrigan: Crystal.



BEST.EPISODE.EVER.
BEST.EPISODE.EVER.
BEST.EPISODE.EVER.
over a year ago potckool said…
heart
S3E1

Guard: But you're human.
Kenzi: Trust me, the shorter the lifespan, the deeper the quicksand.
Guard: Dennis, your pet is here.

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Kenzi to Bo: I'll be faithful, this time!
S3E1
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Guard: But you're human.
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Kenzi: Trust me, the shorter the lifespan, the de
over a year ago LLheart said…
S3E04

Kenzi: Dude, stop Ash-blocking the Kenz.