Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way.
Bo: Did you feel that? That was like the fourth of July in my mouth.
Kenzi: [scrubbing her mouth vigorously after ingesting human corpse-based soup] Anybody got a breath mint?
Bo: You cut out Siegfried's heart, and forced a woman to drown her own children.
Vex: Well, I never said I was perfect, did I?
Bo: You know, I think you're the first person I'm going to enjoy killing.
Vex: Well that's awfully judgmental, you barely know me!
Vex: Looky, looky, looky, lu. Look who's come out clubbing! The unaligned love machine!
Kenzi: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your roll, okay? I just need...I just need a little wee recap. Just to make sure I got everything right, okay? Um, Saskia is really Aoife. Aoife is really your mother. And last night... Dyson really, really banged your... Mom.
Bo :Well, I think technically she banged him, but yeah.
Kenzi: Who's captain dead guy?
Lauren: He's a light elder. He was killed last night.
Bo: By a succubus?
Lauren: By something sharp and pointy.
Saskia: Hate's like beauty, baby. The real stuff fades, but it never dies.
Bo: So, what, you, me, and your himbo army - we're gonna take down the Fae as they flee from us and our male models?
Kenzi: Well, you are reasonably important yourself, so don't get too heroic on me, okay?
Hale: Nah. I'll play it just like you, all right? General cowardice with moments of crazy bravery.
Kenzi: Oh, my god. Guys, this just in. You're a police man, who's also his own police dog! How did I not see this before? Seriously, dude!
Dyson: It's a pack thing, babe.
Kenzi: Oh, my god.
Kenzi: Excuse me, Vex, dude. Look, I know you're all powerful and you could probably take me down too, but if you do, your boys are coming with me.
Kenzi: If you hurt my best friend again, one day, in the future, anthropologists will find your skeleton in an unmarked grave with a massive, massive, life ending blow to your head, by a totally awesome chick that rhymes with frenzy.
Hale: You want some pancakes with that syrup?
Kenzi: One more word. One more word, and I'll be having siren with my syrup.
Hale: You're getting nasty in your old age.
Kenzi: How did you do that?
Hale: I got skills.
Kenzi: Will you marry me?
Hale: Nah, you drink too much.
Bo: I don't want to hurt you lady, now step away from the pervert.
Kenzi: Hey guys, how would I know if the dude was inside me?
Detective Hale: Been awhile?
Dyson: Uh, Bobo, I got the wolf junk, babe.
Kenzi: Don't touch it. Don't touch anything.
Dyson: Check me out! Kickin' it in the wolf man! Yeah!
Dyson: What we need to do is sit them down and play a little game. Good cop, Kenzi cop!
Vex: Oi, cupcakes, eh, toothpaste?
Bo: And take off my kimono!
Bo: You really do have a death wish, don't you, Vex?
Vex: Eh, that's just a tap between friends. She'll get over it. But let's not dilly dally, ey?
Redcap: It tingles.
The Morrigan: This won't.
Kenzi: You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools.
Kenzi: What, did the Norn also take your kahones? Huh?
Dyson: Actually, uhh...
Kenzi: What? When? oh. You made a joke.
The Morrigan: You'll pay!
Paulo: Yeah? What are you gonna do? Unsexy break dance me to death?
Bo: You like to watch, I get it. We all have our kinks.
Trick: Bo. She's just a kid.
The Norn: No, you wouldn't dare.
Kenzi: Oh yes, I would. I'm human remember? We drive SUV's, and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes, and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.
Vex: Well, what are we waitin' for? Stab the little bugger!
Vex: Sorry darlin', but I'm still not comfortable with that idea.
Lauren: Well you better get comfortable, because I'm going to shove this arm so far down your throat, you'll be mesmerizing your own bowel movements.
Vex: Oh, when you put it like that.
Lauren: How are you doing?
Vex: Oh, peachy. Yeah, lying down has relieved the pain in my shattered arm completely.
Vex: Oh, go ahead and merge naughty bits already! I mean, seriously, am I the only one seeing this?
Kenzi: What language is this? It's like a cross between hieroglyphics and a doctor's prescription pad.
Vex: Blimey, we really are buggered.
Well these are just a few of my favourites(Loads of Kenzi & Vex)Yeah yeah I know!:P
Now start posting yours,fellow Fae-natics!