Ace of Spades
Two days ago,
Three birds were sitting on a branch.
A fourth one came flying in and asked,
"Do you have five worms?"
"No, not even six." They replied,
Shaking their heads seven times.
Eight days later there were just two.
A robin with
nine more days to live,
And a chickadee with ten days until they die.
The robin asked,
"Will you be the queen of my heart?"
The chickadee replied,
"Only if you'll be my king for the rest of my days.
They had a small chick named Jack,
And he filled their hearts.
But it was too soon.
Kids found the dead bodies and beat them with clubs,
And I found them and buried them with the spades.
I used diamonds as the gravestone.
Looks like love can come from a broken heart.