Lucario wake's up from bed

Lucario: ahhh uh what time is it
Lucario: holy shit am late for work
Riolu: where are you going?
Lucario: WORK!!!
Riolu: for that evil man am i right
Lucario: yes Riolu
Riolu: good thing you have Wolf there
Lucario: you are right about that bye Riolu
Riolu: bye
At Lucario's work
Wolf is fighting with the boss
Boss: OW!!!!
Wolf: take that!!
Boss: OW!!!! that hurts
Wolf: i know it hurts
Lucario: omg again 0_0 your being kids
Wolf And The Boss: OW!!!!
Wolf: not the new wood
BANG
Wolf: OW!
Boss: ha how do you like it
Wolf: you tell me
Boss: what?!?
BANG
Boss: OW!!
Wolf: hahaha
Lucario: this is not new to me
Wolf And The Boss: OW!!! again

part 2 coming soon