M*A*S*H* What is your favorite M*A*S*H* quote among this list? Please feel free to add your own.

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Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit?...
Hey, listen, can you speak up a little bit? Somebody's trying to kill me!
It&# 39; s nice to be nice... to the nice.
It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
It was the least I could do. I always do the least...
It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do.
This isn&# 39; t one of my sermons. I expect you to...
This isn't one of my sermons. I expect you to listen.
No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants...
No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants to live at six A.M.?
Congratul- ations, Mrs. O&# 39; Reilly, it&# 39; s a bear.
Congratulations, Mrs. O'Reilly, it's a bear.
[ after discovering a patient that is a baby] His...
[after discovering a patient that is a baby] His draft board went crazy.
Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned...
Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
If we don&# 39; t go crazy once in a while, we&# 39; ll all go...
If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy.
Get away from me before I get physically...
Get away from me before I get physically emotional!
We&# 39; ll get around him or my name isn&# 39; t whatever my...
We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is.
Are you going to be a mother, sir?
Are you going to be a mother, sir?
Margaret show me some consider- ation, let me cut...
Margaret show me some consideration, let me cut you open!
she keeled over in her bean salad!
she keeled over in her bean salad!
Added by ChloeFan21
That&# 39; s a boy Frank! Flsuh &# 39; em outta the sky!
That's a boy Frank! Flsuh 'em outta the sky!
Added by Rikki77
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down...
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice
Added by sweetbyandby
Meanwhile the Head Nurse is trying to yump on...
Meanwhile the Head Nurse is trying to yump on someone's yimminy.
Added by Catalina19
I&# 39; ll carry your books, I&# 39; ll carry a torch, I&# 39; ll...
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carr
Added by poifan09
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