When we arrived to the stupid circus train,I made my way over to the lion.
Me:Hiya handsome. Alex:Uh....look you're nice and all but-
I cut him off by grabbing him by the chin and pulling him close,so that we're three inches apart.
Me:I'd really like to get to know you better. Alex:Look,I'm into another girl,and...you're not her. Me:Well,she won't mind us,right?
I pressed my lips against his and wrapped my arms around his neck.
She just kissed me right there on the spot!!! I tried to pull away,but she had a good grip around my neck. That's when I heard a huge gasp behind us. She pulled away,and we both turned to see Gia!!!
Me:Gia! I- Gia:Just save it,Alex. I understand you want her. Uh...I better go.
I could tell she was trying to hold back tears. She dashed off to her car,leaving me and Berniece alone.
Me:Why would you do that?! Berniece:Do what? Me:You know what you did!!! Berniece:Aw c'mon! Wouldn't you rather be with your own kind then an idiotic italian jaguar!!!