Madea

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the madea goes to jail funny scene "me time" featuring madea and uncle joe.
madea went over to the fridge and have a phone on he hand she then dial on the phone and said " i don't know where the hell cora is at and i told her i need to go to the sto'(store).people always told me i can't be driving.and she knows i need to go to the store".
then joe tolde madea"that child's gonna leave you starve.i told you that way you were treating her she gonna leave ti starve to death one day and now this time"-"shut up ,bastard" MADEA CUT HIM UP.THEN SHE CALLED HER DAUGHTER ON HER PHONE.

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VALERIA:HEY Y'LL AND WE'RE HERE TO INTERVIEW WITH JEFFERY LEWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):)::)
J.F:HEY EVERYBODY AND Y'LL GIRLS.
SIERRA:AWW A SWEETIE PIE:)
SAURICE:WHAT A GENTLEMAN:)
VALERIA:OKAY NOW TELL ME HOW DID YOU FELT WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING BYRON IN MADEA'S BIG HAPPY FAMILY?
BRANDI MILTON:BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!
VALERIA:HOLD UP, HOLD UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSE TO BE HERE TILL "I" SAY SO.
BRANI

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if you direspect me again gonna beat yo' ass , i'm gonna beat yo' ass til you have legs running up with no ass cause i'm gonna beat it
madea told mitch mitchlson who was bothering buttercup and butch who were playing dodgeball(remember there still kids)now apolojize boy!
okay,okay i'm sorry for bothering you guys he said to the greens.
it's okay mitch buttercup said
it's all cool dude butch said
okay now behave madea said.
during recess boomer and bubbles were having the time of their lives drawing pictures on the ground with colorful chalks bubbles...