"People think being a star is about being fabulous, having your picture taken all the time, going to parties in limousines, having everyone worship and adore you, being rich, rich, rich, having it all. And you know what? They're absolutely right."
"I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God."
"I always thought I should be treated like a star."
"I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move."
"Everyone loves you when they're about to cum."
"Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done."
"How could I have been anything else but what I am, having been named Madonna. I would either...