♥Elmo♥

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Montana.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you might live in Montana.

If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you might live in Montana.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Montana.

If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Missoula for the weekend, you might live in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Montana.

If you know several people who have...

Cat's droolin' on the bar stool, shake your hips and crack your whips
Cheap seventeen and trashed out, you went too far, been a bitch you are
Your reputation's in the bathroom, it's on the wall and down the hall
I hear you're cheatin' with my teacher after school, tell me what you do
When you know, you always get the boys you like
Play nice, then stick them with your knife, take off your insecure disguise

Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs, is that you
(Is that you, crawlin' up my stairs) Is that you, lookin' half way dead

Write on the mirror with your lipstick, much too vain, got scattered...