If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Montana.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you might live in Montana.
If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you might live in Montana.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Montana.
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Missoula for the weekend, you might live in Montana.
If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Montana.
If you know several people who have...
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