Charmed ones vol 1♥
A lot of the girls here loves Charmed, including me, so I thought I'd add some of the quotes I really love (':♥

Phoebe: Go away horny tom cats.

Phoebe: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.

Piper: Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?

Piper: Are you out of your mind, AGAIN?

Piper: Ugh. That tastes like ass... phalt.

Piper: [to Paige] Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.

Paige: Oh, the Elders don't know anything. What a shock.

Piper: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

Phoebe: Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?

Phoebe: Got milk? Oooh, don't think so.

Piper: Kiss this bitch.

Paige: What just happened?
Piper: The freaking furniture just attacked us.

Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

Phoebe: Piper.
Piper: Don't you "Piper" me.

Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.

Prue: Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy.

Prue Halliwell: I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends pile. I have hair in strange places. And I have a penis!

Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?

Piper: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the child!
Leo: Or his father.

Cole: You're pregnant?
Piper: I was, but now I think Leo is.

Piper: Who would shoot a gnome? And why is the 'g' silent?

Paige: Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.

Andy: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Prue: First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes

Phoebe: [about Leo's spell] "We harken ye"? What are we trying to summon a leprechaun here?

Phoebe: Why don't you go see who's at the door for us, okay?
Cole: Sure. If it's The Source, I'll just ask him to come back later.

Piper: Do not go into that house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in! It is like talking to a wall.
Leo Wyatt: She's got the Halliwell hearing.

Prue: Stairs can be sobering.

Paige: Oh my goodness. I tongued a student.

Paige: Besides, everyone is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well.

Piper: Bad Prue. Very bad Prue.
[Prue growls]
Piper: Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?

Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?

Leo: It's your love that keeps me sane and whole and balanced

Prue: I love you.
Phoebe: I think that's the first time you've said that to me.
Prue: Yeah, I know, I wish I had of said it a long time ago.

Phoebe: The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing.
Charmed ones vol 2♥