so here are some great bitchy quotes :D

~If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~

~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~

~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have~

~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~

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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked~

~Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again~

ˇ~They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!~

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FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!~

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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own BITCH!~

~DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE~

They used to say a way out is near. It will just pop up and blind us all with it’s amazement, that we would feel like it was there all the time, but we were just “keeping it real quiet”. Well, what should we do? Blast out the music of happiness and just increase the volume? I don’t think so. All I hear is pathetic philosophic talk that takes us nowhere. They keep acting as if we don’t know how deep down in “pain” we are. Trust us we do know. At this moment I know exactly what I’ve been through and what I’m going through and all my decisions about suicide are, trust me again, not said too soon and I didn’t just think of it once and decided. I’ve been trying and trying and trying to find a way out and trying to see the light in the end of the tunnel. You know, happiness isn’t near, it’s far away and for happiness we need a metro line called “family& friends” which is “being fixed” in Myself Town. The double F I’ve been waiting for so long never came and someone called to tell me that the train isn’t 14 minutes late, but forever late. It won’t come on time. But as I was standing there I remembered something that someone quoted a couple of...

So, this is the reason why I was dying all day yesterday! I think I wasn`t beeing insane, was I?! Just read his words♥<3





C:"Have you ever been in love?"

D:"Thousands of times."

C:"That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about spectacular, consciousness altering love. Do you know what that looks like?"

D:"I wasn't aware that love looked like anything,"

C:"I've seen it, mate, on the plane back from Sydney."

D:"Is that so? Well, we were on the same flight, so maybe I saw it too."

C:"Trust me, you didn't."

D:"No? Enlighten me."

C:[i]"There was this woman two rows in front of me in handcuffs, sitting with a cop. He looked at me. He knew I was holding. If I didn't take action, I'd be caught. So I got up and went to the lav, proceeded to eliminate the evidence by swallowing my stash. And at that exact moment, we hit turbulence and I choked. The entire bag of heroin was stuck in my throat. Uh, it's over. Everything starts to go dark. I'm...