S-Skipper
OK, I came up with this while listening to the song "Stupid girls" by Pink.
Marlene is walking down the streets and sees 3 other girls with Chihuahuas in their purses and slutty outfits. She shakes her head.
M: Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Marlene thinks.
M:Maybe if I act like that,
Skipper walks by her.
M:That guy will call me back
Sees the sluts again.
M:Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
M:Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
M:(Drop a name)
The girls are drunk walking around trying to find a rich-looking guy.
M:What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Marlene looks around.
M:Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Marlene starts to dance sexily.
M:Maybe if I act like that,
Skipper walks back up to her, watching. Marlene sees and points to him.
M:that guy will call me back
Marlene stops dancing.
M:Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Then she flips back her hair and walks slowly towards Skipper.
M:Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
M:Push up my bra like that,
Then, she stops and pushes skipper.
M:I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Skipper walks right back up to her.
S:(Break it down now)
Marlene sees more people acting like the sluts.
M:Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Marlene starts acting like them, wearing make-up and a slutty top. Just to see what would happen.
M:Maybe if I act like that,
Skipper dances next to her.
M:that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl,
Marlene suddenly walks away from Skipper and takes all her slutty stuff off.
M:I don't wanna be a stupid girl
She walks up to Skipper, putting a paw to his chest and pushing him back.
M:Baby if I act like that,
Marlene flips her hair back, and winks at him.
M:flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,
Marlene shoves him hard and knocks him over.
M:I don't wanna be a stupid girl
S:(Do your thing, And Do your thing, Do your thing, And Do your thing....Good...)
(I like this, like this, like this)
M:Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Marlene dances with Skipper. Flipping her hair, and winking again.
M:Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
M:Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
M:Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl,
Marlene turns away from Skipper before he can kiss her.
M:I don't wanna be a stupid girl
She kisses him once.
M:Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
M:Push up my bra like that,
Marlene slaps him after he grabs her and turns away again.
M:I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Marlene walks away slowly, then stops, turns around with a hand on her hip and flips her hair back; Winking one last time. Skipper falls over.
S:Hoover Dam......I gotta call her back...
