"I Don’t want to grow up, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who cant confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead"
"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the
face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the
oranges you originally asked for"
"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."
"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."
"Look you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."
"So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrassing."
-"Romanian? That's impressive, not many people speak it.
-"Not really. My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But your much too young to be a police officer.'"
- In fact, why didn't Madeleine approach both of us about this? Why just you?
- You know why.
- "Because, to her you're Jocelyn's daughter. But I'll always be Valentine's son."
"I alway thought love made you stupid. Made you weak. A bad shadowhunter. To love is to destroy. I believed that. And then I met you. You were a mundane. Weak. Not a fighter. Never trained. And then I saw how much you loved your mother, loved Simon, and how you'd walk into hell to save them.------ Love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger than anyone I'd ever met. And I realized I was the one who was weak."
" I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive - undead thing. But I'd drop that whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possibly be very good."
"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."
"Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age"
"I am a man and men do not drink pink beverages"
"Declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited"