“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!” –Gerard Way
Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. –Gerard Way
So many people treat you like you’re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window. –Gerard Way
If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn’t know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about. –Gerard Way
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres's new book? Frank: Yeah. Cameraman: How was it? Frank: It made me a lesbian. –Frank Iero of course.
Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese. –MCR minus 2
I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want. - Gerard Way
Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year? Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why. I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old... Thirty's like when you're twenty. Frank: Yeah. For trees. Gerard: ...for trees.
Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean? Frank: Popsicle is the new black. Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it. Frank: I wish it were Popsicle. Gerard: Popsicles? Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. Mikey: I like Popsicles...
Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess! -Gerard
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell. -Gerard
The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops. -Mikey Way
''I was terrified of the dark, and she[his mom] had this porcelain doll collection that was really fucking creepy. I tried to get her to lock them up in a cupboard, but she never would.'' –Mikey Way
''the teachers thought there was something wrong with me because I wouldn’t talk to other kids. I was almost playing mind games with them.'' –Mikey Way
“I would date Gerard” - Frankie Iero
"I have a lot of experience with making fake helmets out of foil." -Ray Toro.
*In an interview, the interviewer asks, "Cat or dog?"
Mikey, Gerard, Frank, Ray: Dog
Bob: cat (buries his head in his hands)