“The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.”
"Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job" [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]”
“I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.”
“One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.”
“They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.”
“Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart...
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