Michael Caine

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___From Noises Off! Michael played Lloyd.

Lloyd: Brooke?
Brooke: Yes?
Lloyd: Are you in?
Brooke: In?
Lloyd: Are you there?
Brooke: What?
Lloyd: You're out. Okay. I'll call again.

Usher: Mr. Fellowes, uh, is there anything wrong with your seat?
Lloyd: [thinking] Yeah, it's facing the stage!

___From Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Michael plays Lawrence Jamieson

[Ruprecht (Steve Martin) is mauling Lawrence's new girlfriend]

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Here is a list of some of Michael Caine's great quotes.

“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”

“I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point.”

“First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.”

“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I...

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Michael Caine has played such a wide variety of characters in his movies. I thought I'd just share some of my favorite ones. His performances of Alfred Pennyworth in "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" are the best portrayals of Alfred I've ever seen. I don't think anyone could play him better. I loved his performance of Inspector Abberline in "Jack the Ripper." I found myself more interested in the life of Abberline than in what Jack the Ripper was doing. I think that says a lot for his performance. The role of Alfie couldn't have been a more perfect role for him. I think many...

Such a nice bloke

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