What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
What's the best way to kill a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
How can you tell when...
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