I'd probably pour a bucket of lava over his head. Or hit him with a chicken. Yeah, I'd ride on a pig, straight at him, hit him with a chicken and drown him in lava textured like apple juice.
Anyway, it wouldn't matter if he griefed all my stuff cos I have the too many items mod and when i'm on multiplayer I pay people (in apple juice, textured like lava) to do the work for me! XD
Quickly before he sees me grab a frying pan knock him out beat the **** out of him take his stuff, sell them, keep them and scream out into the world
"I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN MY REVENGE !!!!!! IN YOUR FACE RYLAN I DID IT BEFORE YOU!!!!
!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHa hahahaha *cough cough gag cough*!!!!! *starts eating tangerines and grapes*
What a nice way to finish your day. (=∇=)