Michael had a work meeting that day. Michael was sleeping. Howard knocked on Michael's door to wake him up. Michael said "What do you want?"
Howard said "It's time to get up."
Michael said "Why should I get up? I'm tired of getting up."
Howard said "You have a work meeting today."
Michael said "Oh crap. I do. I better get ready." Michael got ready for work. Michael said "Today I have to show my boss the report I wrote."
Howard said "Cool."
Michael proudly said "Yes I am." Michael drove to work.
1 of Michael's co-workers said "Are you ready to show the boss your report?"
Michael said "I sure am."
The co-worker said "Where's the report?"
Michael said "Oh no. I forgot to bring it." The co-worker laughed. Michael gently slapped the co-worker.
Michael called Mahan. Mahan said "Michael what do you want?"
Michael said "Go to my house, get my work report, and bring it to me."
Mahan said "Okay."
Mahan drove to Michael's house. Howard let Mahan inside of the house. Mahan grabbed the work report and drove to Michael's house.
Meanwhile it was time for Michael to present his report. Michael tried to distract his boss. Michael said "Comedy films suck. I hate them. Don't watch them."
Michael's boss said "I know that you hate comedy films. You did a 5 hour report about why you hate That's My Boy."
Mahan showed up. He threw the report at Michael. Michael fell on the ground.
Michael's boss said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "I'm better than okay. I'm awesome. Anyways here's my report." Michael tripped and dropped the report into the fish tank. The fish peed on the report. Michael took the wet report out of the fish tank and handed it to Michael's boss.
Michael's boss said "Please clean your report."
Michael said "Okay." Michael accidentally threw up on the report.
Howard said "It's time to get up."
Michael said "Why should I get up? I'm tired of getting up."
Howard said "You have a work meeting today."
Michael said "Oh crap. I do. I better get ready." Michael got ready for work. Michael said "Today I have to show my boss the report I wrote."
Howard said "Cool."
Michael proudly said "Yes I am." Michael drove to work.
1 of Michael's co-workers said "Are you ready to show the boss your report?"
Michael said "I sure am."
The co-worker said "Where's the report?"
Michael said "Oh no. I forgot to bring it." The co-worker laughed. Michael gently slapped the co-worker.
Michael called Mahan. Mahan said "Michael what do you want?"
Michael said "Go to my house, get my work report, and bring it to me."
Mahan said "Okay."
Mahan drove to Michael's house. Howard let Mahan inside of the house. Mahan grabbed the work report and drove to Michael's house.
Meanwhile it was time for Michael to present his report. Michael tried to distract his boss. Michael said "Comedy films suck. I hate them. Don't watch them."
Michael's boss said "I know that you hate comedy films. You did a 5 hour report about why you hate That's My Boy."
Mahan showed up. He threw the report at Michael. Michael fell on the ground.
Michael's boss said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "I'm better than okay. I'm awesome. Anyways here's my report." Michael tripped and dropped the report into the fish tank. The fish peed on the report. Michael took the wet report out of the fish tank and handed it to Michael's boss.
Michael's boss said "Please clean your report."
Michael said "Okay." Michael accidentally threw up on the report.
Michael said "I need to laugh. I'm going to a comedy club." He invited his buddies to go to the comedy club with him.
The announcer said "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron said "What's wrong?"
Grant said "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan said "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro said "Are you applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so you must be applauding to me."
Michael said "Lame joke."
Robert said "Who are you?"
Michael said "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert said "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael said "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert said "Calm down."
Michael said "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert said "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
The announcer said "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron said "What's wrong?"
Grant said "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan said "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro said "Are you applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so you must be applauding to me."
Michael said "Lame joke."
Robert said "Who are you?"
Michael said "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert said "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael said "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert said "Calm down."
Michael said "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert said "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
Michael decided to see a new film with Grant and Matthew, but Michael was so tired. Michael walked up to Grant and Matthew, but his eyes were partially closed and he was walking weirdly. Michael said "Hi dudes."
Grant said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "Thank you. You too."
Grant said "You're acting odd."
Michael said "Blame band practice."
Matthew said "What band are you in?"
Michael said "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant said "Not funny."
Matthew said "Totally funny."
Michael said "Where's the blankets?"
Grant said "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant said "The film hasn't started."
Matthew said "I don't think he cares."
The end.
Grant said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "Thank you. You too."
Grant said "You're acting odd."
Michael said "Blame band practice."
Matthew said "What band are you in?"
Michael said "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant said "Not funny."
Matthew said "Totally funny."
Michael said "Where's the blankets?"
Grant said "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant said "The film hasn't started."
Matthew said "I don't think he cares."
The end.