Michael walked up to Grant and said "I think that I need to stop the super hero called Super Ron."
Grant said "But Super Ron is a hero."
Michael said "No he isn't. His powers are too dangerous. He can fly. He could destroy everybody."
Grant said "But Super Ron wouldn't do that."
Michael said "Well I'm getting bad vibes from him so I must get rid of him."
Grant said "Oh no."
Michael got on his super hero costume to become Bat Michael. Bat Michael threw bat bombs at random criminals while saying "Super Ron should be a morally good super hero like I am."
Super Ron said "No more destroying criminals."
Bat Michael said "How dare you judge the Comic Knight. You have done terrible things."
Super Ron was confused. He said "What terrible things have I done?"
Bat Michael said "Well you have the potential to get rid of everybody so you must pay."
Super Ron said "Focus on making Earth a better place than ruining it." Super Ron flew away.
The next day Mahan Luthor announced that he bought Super Ron's weakness: Kryptonite Mahan Luthor said "These things will destroy Super Ron. Ha, ha."
That night Bat Michael stole Mahan Luthor's Kryptonite. Bat Michael said "Now I will be able to get my revenge on Super Ron for stuff he didn't do. Ha, ha."
Grant said "Michael this is a bad plan."
Bat Michael said "Whatever."
The next day Mahan Luthor said "Senator I want you to let me use General Zod's ship so I can create a antagonist that will put the world in danger."
Senator Patrick said "I'm hungry."
Mahan Luthor grabbed his bowl of jolly ranchers and said "I will give you the bowl if you let me have the ship."
Senator Patrick said "Sweet deal."
The next day Mahan Luthor had Super Ron meet him. Super Ron said "What the heck do you want?"
Mahan Luthor said "I want you and Bat Michael to have a fight scene together."
Super Ron said "Why?"
Mahan Luthor said "Because that would be totally awesome."
Super Ron said "I will not do that."
Mahan Luthor said "If you don't I will destroy somebody you care about about or something like that."
Super Ron said "Fine."
Bat Michael and Super Ron met at the same place. Bat Michael said "It's time that I have revenge."
Super Ron said "This fight is silly. Lets not fight."
Bat Michael said "Okay." Bat Michael started beating Super Ron up. Bat Michael said "You're going Super Fool. This is no longer a super hero vs. a super hero. This fight is a operation and I'm your surgeon."
Super Ron grabbed Bat Michael and threw him across the room. Super Ron said "It seems like you're not properly prepared."
Bat Michael said "Actually I am." Bat Michael pulled Kryptonite out of his utility belt. Bat Michael said "This will get rid of you."
Super Ron started feeling weak. Super Ron said "I shouldn't be defeated like this. Mom would be ashamed of me."
Bat Michael said "Hold on. Why did you say Mom?"
Super Ron said "My mother."
Bat Michael said "Your mother's name is Mom?"
Super Ron said "Kind of."
Bat Michael said "Our moms have the same name. Lets get along from now on."
Super Ron said "Okay."
Bat Michael and Super Ron were going to team up to stop Mahan Luthor, but Mahan had a gray helper. Mahan Luthor said "This new sidekick will defeat you 2. Ha, ha."
The creature started attacking stuff. Bat Michael said "We will need help to defeat him."
Suddenly Wonder Amarissa showed up and said "I will help you guys."
Super Ron was surprised, but he said "Thank you."
The 3 super heroes battled the creature. Wonder Amarissa said "What can destroy that thing?"
Bat Michael said "Maybe Kryptonite can destroy it."
Super Ron said "I can use the Kryptonite to defeat Doomsweek, but I would die too."
Bat Michael said "Too bad bro."
Super Ron used to the Kryptonite to defeat Doomsweek.
Mahan Luthor happily tap danced and said "I defeated Super Ron."
Bat Michael said "He will be in the Justice League film."
Mahan Luthor said "Drat."
Grant said "But Super Ron is a hero."
Michael said "No he isn't. His powers are too dangerous. He can fly. He could destroy everybody."
Grant said "But Super Ron wouldn't do that."
Michael said "Well I'm getting bad vibes from him so I must get rid of him."
Grant said "Oh no."
Michael got on his super hero costume to become Bat Michael. Bat Michael threw bat bombs at random criminals while saying "Super Ron should be a morally good super hero like I am."
Super Ron said "No more destroying criminals."
Bat Michael said "How dare you judge the Comic Knight. You have done terrible things."
Super Ron was confused. He said "What terrible things have I done?"
Bat Michael said "Well you have the potential to get rid of everybody so you must pay."
Super Ron said "Focus on making Earth a better place than ruining it." Super Ron flew away.
The next day Mahan Luthor announced that he bought Super Ron's weakness: Kryptonite Mahan Luthor said "These things will destroy Super Ron. Ha, ha."
That night Bat Michael stole Mahan Luthor's Kryptonite. Bat Michael said "Now I will be able to get my revenge on Super Ron for stuff he didn't do. Ha, ha."
Grant said "Michael this is a bad plan."
Bat Michael said "Whatever."
The next day Mahan Luthor said "Senator I want you to let me use General Zod's ship so I can create a antagonist that will put the world in danger."
Senator Patrick said "I'm hungry."
Mahan Luthor grabbed his bowl of jolly ranchers and said "I will give you the bowl if you let me have the ship."
Senator Patrick said "Sweet deal."
The next day Mahan Luthor had Super Ron meet him. Super Ron said "What the heck do you want?"
Mahan Luthor said "I want you and Bat Michael to have a fight scene together."
Super Ron said "Why?"
Mahan Luthor said "Because that would be totally awesome."
Super Ron said "I will not do that."
Mahan Luthor said "If you don't I will destroy somebody you care about about or something like that."
Super Ron said "Fine."
Bat Michael and Super Ron met at the same place. Bat Michael said "It's time that I have revenge."
Super Ron said "This fight is silly. Lets not fight."
Bat Michael said "Okay." Bat Michael started beating Super Ron up. Bat Michael said "You're going Super Fool. This is no longer a super hero vs. a super hero. This fight is a operation and I'm your surgeon."
Super Ron grabbed Bat Michael and threw him across the room. Super Ron said "It seems like you're not properly prepared."
Bat Michael said "Actually I am." Bat Michael pulled Kryptonite out of his utility belt. Bat Michael said "This will get rid of you."
Super Ron started feeling weak. Super Ron said "I shouldn't be defeated like this. Mom would be ashamed of me."
Bat Michael said "Hold on. Why did you say Mom?"
Super Ron said "My mother."
Bat Michael said "Your mother's name is Mom?"
Super Ron said "Kind of."
Bat Michael said "Our moms have the same name. Lets get along from now on."
Super Ron said "Okay."
Bat Michael and Super Ron were going to team up to stop Mahan Luthor, but Mahan had a gray helper. Mahan Luthor said "This new sidekick will defeat you 2. Ha, ha."
The creature started attacking stuff. Bat Michael said "We will need help to defeat him."
Suddenly Wonder Amarissa showed up and said "I will help you guys."
Super Ron was surprised, but he said "Thank you."
The 3 super heroes battled the creature. Wonder Amarissa said "What can destroy that thing?"
Bat Michael said "Maybe Kryptonite can destroy it."
Super Ron said "I can use the Kryptonite to defeat Doomsweek, but I would die too."
Bat Michael said "Too bad bro."
Super Ron used to the Kryptonite to defeat Doomsweek.
Mahan Luthor happily tap danced and said "I defeated Super Ron."
Bat Michael said "He will be in the Justice League film."
Mahan Luthor said "Drat."
Michael is the star, host, and protagonist of the film review show, MTCN Review Team.
Michael may hate lots of films, but he is a very nice person. He has a new show called MTCN Catch Up. That show allows people to ask Michael to review modern films. Even if 1 only person asks him to review a film he reviews it which shows that he cares about his fans.
Thank you Michael the Comic Nerd for being a good person, friend, and film reviewer. And of course thank you for the good comedy in your film reviews.
I'm sorry for Yoga Hosers.
Michael may hate lots of films, but he is a very nice person. He has a new show called MTCN Catch Up. That show allows people to ask Michael to review modern films. Even if 1 only person asks him to review a film he reviews it which shows that he cares about his fans.
Thank you Michael the Comic Nerd for being a good person, friend, and film reviewer. And of course thank you for the good comedy in your film reviews.
I'm sorry for Yoga Hosers.
Michael said "I need to laugh. I'm going to a comedy club." He invited his buddies to go to the comedy club with him.
The announcer said "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron said "What's wrong?"
Grant said "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan said "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro said "Are you applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so you must be applauding to me."
Michael said "Lame joke."
Robert said "Who are you?"
Michael said "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert said "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael said "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert said "Calm down."
Michael said "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert said "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
The announcer said "Tonight's comedian is Robert De Niro."
Michael screamed "Oh no!"
Ron said "What's wrong?"
Grant said "Michael hates De Niro."
Mahan said "Wow."
The audience applauded. Robert De Niro said "Are you applauding to me? Well I'm the only 1 here so you must be applauding to me."
Michael said "Lame joke."
Robert said "Who are you?"
Michael said "Michael the comic nerd."
Robert said "So you're comically nerdy?"
Michael said "Not as nerdy as The Big Wedding."
Robert said "Calm down."
Michael said "You're not fun." He ran out.
Robert said "Who wants to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle?"
Mahan screamed "Me!"
Michael decided to see a new film with Grant and Matthew, but Michael was so tired. Michael walked up to Grant and Matthew, but his eyes were partially closed and he was walking weirdly. Michael said "Hi dudes."
Grant said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "Thank you. You too."
Grant said "You're acting odd."
Michael said "Blame band practice."
Matthew said "What band are you in?"
Michael said "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant said "Not funny."
Matthew said "Totally funny."
Michael said "Where's the blankets?"
Grant said "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant said "The film hasn't started."
Matthew said "I don't think he cares."
The end.
Grant said "Are you okay?"
Michael said "Thank you. You too."
Grant said "You're acting odd."
Michael said "Blame band practice."
Matthew said "What band are you in?"
Michael said "I'm not in a band."
Grant and Matthew bought some film tickets. They helped Michael walk into the theater.
Michael peed. Matthew laughed.
Grant said "Not funny."
Matthew said "Totally funny."
Michael said "Where's the blankets?"
Grant said "Theaters don't have blankets."
Michael used Grant's jacket as a blanket. Michael threw the popcorn on the floor and used the popcorn buckets for pillows. Michael started sleeping.
Grant said "The film hasn't started."
Matthew said "I don't think he cares."
The end.