You know you're a Mulan fan when 

2. Whenever you hear someone say, “Let’s get down to business,” you can’t resist going, “TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!”

3. You know the flowers in the film are magnolia blossoms and doesn’t know why everyone thinks they are cherry blossoms…

4. You kind of think Mulan is too good for the Disney Princess franchise, I mean she’s a warrior not a princess dammit.

5. But at the same time you’re glad she’s part of it because it’s the only way you can get any merch on her.

6. You’re frustrated by the fact that you have pretty much no merch of her.

9. You nailed that Ultimate Mulan Trivia Quiz thingy on Oh My Disney.

11. Have all the songs. Even True To Your Heart. Even Keep \'Em Guessing.

My poor attempt at making my music library more badass.

12. You still can’t get over the fact that Mulan grins when Shang catches her cheating at archery.

13. To this day, you are still haunted by the men’s fruit boobs.

14. You know she went to war to save her father and not to show that girls can be badass tomboys as well, and you think that’s far more admirable.

15. Every time you see her retrieve the arrow or see all of China bow down to her, you just swell with so much pride. ;_;

16. Whenever something unfortunate happens… That’s right, DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

17. You would kill for a live-action movie made by Disney.

19. You occasionally amuse yourself by dressing like Mulan.

20. You constantly wonder what happened to Fa Deng and the original Ping.

22. You wish she appeared in her armor or hero outfit in the Disney Parks and not in her matchmaker outfit, of all things.

23. Whenever you look in the mirror, you wonder who the girl you see staring straight back at you is.

25. You always have your hair in a bun held with a ribbon now.

26. You throw popcorn or any other projectiles at the screen whenever you see that a character’s eyes are closed for longer than they should be.

27. You attempted to wipe off all the makeup on your face in one go and/or dramatically chop all your hair off with a blade like Mulan did.

28. You have the entire movie on your little phone that has even littler storage space.

29. You learned more about Chinese history and culture from watching and researching Mulan than all your years of lowersec history class and uppersec literature class lol.