Steam Powered Giraffe - Brass Goggles

This is only my personal opinion. I’m not attacking anyone for having their own opinions. I’m only expressing my own opinion and asking you to provide your own input. I’m trying my best to say all this without insulting anyone.

    I see and hear people all the time saying that rap is only someone talking to a beat about having lots of money, getting girls, and doing drugs. This may seem true to the unenlightened ear, whose sources are only that heard on the radio and MTV. Radio rap is mainstream music. Most of us know how corrupt mainstream music can be. Most of us...

Ingredients:
One large conductor, or two small assistant conductors
26 large cloves of garlic Crisco or other solid vegetable shortening (lard may be used)
1 cask cheap wine
1 lb. alfalfa sprouts
2 lbs. assorted yuppie food, such as tofu or yoghurt
One abused orchestra

Instructions:
First, catch a conductor. Remove the tail and horns. Carefully separate the large ego and reserve for sauce. Remove any batons, pencils (on permanent loan from the principal second violin) and long articulations and discard.

Remove the hearing aid and discard (it never worked anyway). Examine your conductor carefully--many...